Dysfunctional Detroiter

idk I just work here #OnePride #LGRW #DetroitBasketball #RepDetroit #GoBlue #GoGreen

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

This pitch release would piss me off, call him up immediately

[Tigers Torkmoil @bythewaybro]

Tigers minor league LHP Jackson Wolf, acquired in the Casey Mize trade with San Diego, made his org debut in AAA Toledo today:

4 IP
1 H
0 ER
0 BB
2 K

Could be a nice lefty depth option for the stretch run.

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

GO TIGERS! 7-2 west coast trip and watching the last game of the trip on vacation

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

Casey Mize walks off after giving up a billion runs in his debut

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

Might be the worst debut by a trade deadline pitcher in Padres history

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

I’m here at Casey Mize debut for the Padres in Arizona. As a Tigers fan, I knew this would go bad

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

@SleeperTigers @tigersMLreport Call him up

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

MONDAYYYYY NIGGHTTTT FOOTBALL

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

USMNT vs. BELGIUM ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

Carpenter, Greene, Tork all homer in the first inning against the elite AL Cy Young candidate from the Yankees.

Pinch me because I must be dreaming

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

Yea well does he know I was very “Underwhelmed” by his performance in the playoffs against vet minimum centers and his hideous ex girl’s new boy toy

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Detroit’s All-NBA forward Jalen Duren was reportedly “underwhelmed” by the team’s initial offer in restricted free agency and is planning to explore sign-and-trade scenarios, per @sam_amick.

The gap between the two sides is significant enough that Duren is considering ways to land with another team, with a sign-and-trade seen as the preferred route.

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

Detroit sports are about to go into another recession aren’t they

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

Womp womp

[NBARetweet @RTNBA]

Restricted free agent, Jalen Duren was reportedly underwhelmed with the Pistons initial offer & is planning to explore sign-and-trade scenarios, per @sam_amick

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

Imagine playing a kids game for LIFE CHANGING MONEY. Yet you still go out acting like you come from nothing and throw it all away.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Lions CB Terrion Arnold has been arrested in connection with an armed robbery and kidnapping in Tampa, Florida, earlier this year, and is facing multiple felony charges that carry a maximum sentence of life in prison.

The case will be filed with @HillsboroughSAO.

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

3 2nd Round picks for the most feared player in the league is absurd

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

Bball Paul is clearly the future at PF for the Pistons

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

There’s still a chance for Dylan Larkin to be this kinda guy in Detroit

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

Colt Keith got the silent treatment before Kevin did…

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

Keith got a hit holy shit

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

I love this new game

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

Tanner Bibbee looks like prime Randy Johnson against the Tigers offense

[Dysfunctional Detroiter @313Pr0blems]

Example number 1 million why I love sports

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Want to join the movement? 🚫👕

Starting tonight, the upper right field bleachers at Busch Stadium will become a dedicated high-energy fan section, inspired by the Tarps Off atmosphere fans have brought to the ballpark.

Any fan in the ballpark, regardless of seat location, can join the fun. Shirts optional 😉