Leslie

an agent of life

[tee @fienixtaranova]

Every single time I lose, I end up winning something better. Don’t threaten me with a good time. It might sting now but it’s gon be beautiful for me in the long run, ALWAYS.

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

The Fed announced that the $100 bill is the new $10 bill

[weed & wagyu @jessethechef]

Y’all ever had Mexican boba ?

[Zach Jelks @zacharyjelks]

falling in love with someone’s natural scent is a different type of obsessed

[MAZE @mazemoore]

The Science of Masks by Anthony Fauci.

[bbqueen @ngocbbuii]

imagine a crab coming out of the sea pressuring you to kiss a girl you just met two days ago in a jamaican accent

[An0maly @LegendaryEnergy]

As quadruple vaccinated politicians keep testing positive for Covid-19 (& shamelessly hocking Pfizer’s new product) — let’s never forget what they sold the public early on.

[Terry from VCU @thedrdurag]

Paid for my fiancé to get semi-permanent eyebrows so she can get ready faster whenever we go out. She thought I did it cause I love her. I did it cause I love me 😂

[AJ+ @ajplus]

BREAKING: The DOJ charged 4 Louisville police officers with civil rights offenses over the 2020 police killing of #BreonnaTaylor.

They include Joshua Jaynes, who was fired for lying on the search warrant targeting her home, and other officers involved in the warrant.

[Humble The Poet @humblethepoet]

The reason comedy is so important to life is that it brings joy, but it also packages the truth in a way we can share, and nobody resents us for it

[SUPERB @MajestyRia]

The U.S Government will send Ukraine Billions of dollars & give the pentagon hundreds of Billions of dollars in the middle of an economic collapse. What exactly did voting blue do? I hope people see the left & the right are two wings in the same bird. Same goal, different plan.

[Lawrence King @lawrencekingyo]

Whenever I talk about these Countries with 50 and 60% income Tax

People always say

"Oh but they get free health care and education"

Newsflash - It ISN'T Free if you have to pay 60% of your salary for it

[Dave Collum @DavidBCollum]

This could snowball...

https://t.co/cHfdr9wDSQ

[Kay @KaylarWill]

I’m sorry lmfao

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Pelosi being asked if her husband ever insider traded today was literally the same thing as this classic Chappelle sketch... 😂😂😂

[eco sister @hiitaylorblake]

Emmanuel knew I wasn’t playing when he heard his government name 😅

[𝙳𝚊 𝙸𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 🧡 @TrudiiBee]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Ventura County Star @vcstar]

$27 million SuperLotto Plus winning ticket sold at Oxnard convenience store https://t.co/rJrKy7OipR