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[S E Roberts @31foxtrot]

@kaitlancollins What guards are they? Any idea?

[S E Roberts @31foxtrot]

@Sheena_Marie3 😵‍💫 slainte

[Jonathan Lemire @JonLemire]

The Great American State Fair Isn’t Very Great

A dizzying showcase on the National Mall has Abraham Lincoln holograms, free Frosties, and a lot of Donald Trump https://t.co/Lpa9cHFRIH

[S E Roberts @31foxtrot]

@MichaelSteele Preach!

[◥◤Kriston Capps @kristoncapps]

This is the one true recipe for a Reflecting Pool: 2oz rum, 4oz pineapple juice, 1oz blue curacao, one Blue Razzberry Fruit Roll-Up

[S E Roberts @31foxtrot]

@AdamSchefter @NFLPA Yes! Give them grass!

[Brennan Leach @brennanleach]

Tillis on the reflecting pool:

“I'd like to think a $15 million membrane could withstand a pocket knife.”

Asked him what he thinks of Trump threatening jail time for vandals

“Damaging, aligning the reflecting pool is something that Pirro wants to prosecute to the full extent of the law… yet they're releasing people who pled guilty to assaulting a police officers. What freaking parallel universe did I just wake up in?”

[S E Roberts @31foxtrot]

@atrupar And the evidence is where? Oh, did they all give confessions? What a joke this guy is

[S E Roberts @31foxtrot]

@RonFilipkowski That's it!!

[S E Roberts @31foxtrot]

@atrupar @GettyImages Yes. I need to see it

[NHL @NHL]

What a special moment for Rod Brind'Amour and the @Canes ❤️ #StanleyCup

[S E Roberts @31foxtrot]

@Acyn No self awareness at all..

[S E Roberts @31foxtrot]

@SarahLongwell25 Somebody needs to take him away.. he's really off his rocker today.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Leave it to Marty to get the Storm Surge going

[Gen. Bryce Young @GenBryceYoung]

Dearest mother,
I arrive gloriously late and utterly unhinged with great news: last night the Hurricanes Regiment seized the Grand Silver Chalice! The tale has already galloped across every Carolina hillside, yet still it feels electric upon my tongue. Prideful.
—Bryce

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Love, Mom ❤️

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Come for Fly’s setup, stay for Svech’s celly

[S E Roberts @31foxtrot]

@Sheena_Marie3 @glose_matt @RapSheet Yes!

[S E Roberts @31foxtrot]

@RadioFreeTom 😆

[S E Roberts @31foxtrot]

@SarahLongwell25 I mean...wth