The Great American State Fair Isn’t Very Great
A dizzying showcase on the National Mall has Abraham Lincoln holograms, free Frosties, and a lot of Donald Trump https://t.co/Lpa9cHFRIH
Tillis on the reflecting pool:
“I'd like to think a $15 million membrane could withstand a pocket knife.”
Asked him what he thinks of Trump threatening jail time for vandals
“Damaging, aligning the reflecting pool is something that Pirro wants to prosecute to the full extent of the law… yet they're releasing people who pled guilty to assaulting a police officers. What freaking parallel universe did I just wake up in?”
Dearest mother,
I arrive gloriously late and utterly unhinged with great news: last night the Hurricanes Regiment seized the Grand Silver Chalice! The tale has already galloped across every Carolina hillside, yet still it feels electric upon my tongue. Prideful.
—Bryce