Aliyu Ishaka 3205

Love

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

“As an Artiste, as a popular figure I can’t repeat this cloth after today that I’ve worn & it cost 500k, all the producers and everyone on my Sanity Album I spent over $100K, you can do all over that & your album will still flop”

—-Bella Shmurda

[Sodiq Isiaq @i_am_dimmygee]

The best game to make woman come correct is still the game of not minding to stay single after you reason them .

[Sodiq Isiaq @i_am_dimmygee]

Women are always the smartest when they cheat once , but they must always get comfortable and Cheat continuously for you to catch them 😂😂😂

[H’s mom @aiishadahir]

Islam isn’t just:
• Salah
• Fasting
• Du’a
• Rituals

Islam is also:
• Returning what you borrowed.
• Speaking the truth
• Being honest in business
•paying back debts
• Guarding people’s secrets.
• Doing the right thing when no one is watching.
• Lowering your gaze.

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Bro, Losing a Woman who didn’t think of you as her dream Man is a win.

[Odun 🎲 @Ewatomiby]

Bro, dey avoid anything wey go make you dey argue with woman… cause people no go believe you especially if she lies that it happens because she didn’t let you knack her 🤦🏾‍♂️🧏🏾‍♂️

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

“Kyawun da ya gaji ubansa.”

Idan uban barawo ne fa? 😭

[Odun 🎲 @Ewatomiby]

Once woman don call you sweet boy, congratulations my brother, she just updated you to her mumu list! 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾😂

[H’s mom @aiishadahir]

Rizq will come. Your bills will be covered. You will take your parents to Umrah. Your business is about to take off, Insha’Allah!

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

Big Kala don fall in love ke😅🤣

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

You catch your girlfriend Dey cheat on you, you Dey ask her if the boy use condom or not during sex.

Wetin that information go change?

[Vizzy ❤️ 🦅 @BadmanVizzy]

Sex is so stressful, but y'all won't admit it.

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

Peter Obi might just be the dullest presidential candidate in the history of this country.

Every time he’s on an interview, I understand more and more why he graduated with a third class from university.

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

A STREET GIRL worst ENEMY is a SMART MAN with brain..

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Never be the man she climbs to reach the man she truly desires..

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

BRO, You’re getting distracted again. Remember the promises you made to yourself. Get back on track.

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

A man who can control his LUST is very dangerous..

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

The woman you marry has a bigger impact on your life than most decisions you will ever make..

[Don @Opresii]

A man only licks the plate when he knows he is eating alone.

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Before marriage, she says money doesn’t matter.

After marriage, every fight starts with his salary.

Love turns into math real quick, once bills come with emotions..