Aliyu Ishaka 3205

Love

[Odun 🎲 @Ewatomiby]

Bro, dey avoid anything wey go make you dey argue with woman… cause people no go believe you especially if she lies that it happens because she didn’t let you knack her 🤦🏾‍♂️🧏🏾‍♂️

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

“Kyawun da ya gaji ubansa.”

Idan uban barawo ne fa? 😭

[Odun 🎲 @Ewatomiby]

Once woman don call you sweet boy, congratulations my brother, she just updated you to her mumu list! 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾😂

[H’s mom @aiishadahir]

Rizq will come. Your bills will be covered. You will take your parents to Umrah. Your business is about to take off, Insha’Allah!

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

Big Kala don fall in love ke😅🤣

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

You catch your girlfriend Dey cheat on you, you Dey ask her if the boy use condom or not during sex.

Wetin that information go change?

[Vizzy ❤️ 🦅 @BadmanVizzy]

Sex is so stressful, but y'all won't admit it.

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

Peter Obi might just be the dullest presidential candidate in the history of this country.

Every time he’s on an interview, I understand more and more why he graduated with a third class from university.

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

A STREET GIRL worst ENEMY is a SMART MAN with brain..

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Never be the man she climbs to reach the man she truly desires..

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

BRO, You’re getting distracted again. Remember the promises you made to yourself. Get back on track.

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

A man who can control his LUST is very dangerous..

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

The woman you marry has a bigger impact on your life than most decisions you will ever make..

[Don @Opresii]

A man only licks the plate when he knows he is eating alone.

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Before marriage, she says money doesn’t matter.

After marriage, every fight starts with his salary.

Love turns into math real quick, once bills come with emotions..

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Some of us have reached a stage in life where sex doesn't excite us anymore. Just craving for peace of mind & financial stability.

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

Being a married man is sweet sha! You can get sex anytime you want without spending any money.

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Never put a female before your money. She will leave when the money leaves..

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

As a man, don't be too nice. People don't cherish a good man. They use him.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I don't care how difficult this year is, but the fact that we wake up everyday means GOD is not finished with us.