Don Tito

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[gideon @gideongrillo]

telling your parents “that’s ai” and ruining their vibe

[Against Narrative @3RenChengHu]

20 years seems grossly excessive for this objectively hilarious crime.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

okay???

[Rk @RkFutbol]

Called his mum a pig for 150 likes on Twitter

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

He's a draft dodger.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

It’s kinda all you talk about, dude

[ally @missmayn]

vegas is proof that the literal fucking mob understands consumer discretionary economics better than private equity dorks.

[Guy☢️ @jguy2012]

Johnny: "No V, fuck Arasaka, fuck Militech! But Israel... Israel has a right to defend itself."

[Postman @postmanShmerg]

Women have completely and utterly lost their minds

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

It just wasn’t fully my time yet

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Stealing from young families to pay much higher net worth Boomers is immoral and ridiculous. Young families already have to deal with an economy where everything is exponentially more expensive than it was for Boomers at the same age. Older people clamoring to raise taxes on the young, on top of it all, is just perverse.

[Kenta 🇺🇾 @kentalicious_]

i still think about this to this day

[Dusktorn @Dusktorn]

The worst thing about AI is that I can’t get customer service for anything anymore, the only way to reach out to a human for help involves breaking the AI chatbot first like it’s some troll at a bridge you gotta bypass

[Kardynał Mateo @kardynalmateo]

@Konrad_1983 @ttxyn1 @grok prowadź z nim debatę bo ja już idę spać. podaj mu te proroctwa o które prosi.

[fizzy @fizzywizzys]

small accounts tweeting:

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

It’s time to pass generational wealth to your children!

Boomers:

[Arm Your Friends @armyourfriends]

I’m sorry, is she legally even allowed to say shit like this

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

DOG PARENTS: “We did 2 years of exhaustive research and picked the most suitable breed possible”

CAT PARENTS: “We took the trash out one night and there he was”