Patricia

Most govt leaders are evil. All MSM is propaganda. They hate Trump, so he's doing something right. 💥💥💥
There are 2 sides to this spiritual war. Pick one now.

[Patricia @325WPM_limit]

@Soaringeagle45 I do. Thanks for posting them!

[DukeNGracie @RDuke437979]

That’s funny but I have a funnier true story. My brother, who is Hispanic, his name is Jesus but goes by Jesse. He was born on December 25th. He was pulled over once and as the policeman looked up his information he saw the name and birthday and got very nervous and spooked. He went back up to my brother and asked him if he was really Jesus and if he was really born on Christmas day. My brother truthfully confirmed the information and the police officer told him to have a good day and no citation. I guess the officer couldn’t give Jesus a ticket.

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

Before he died, Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his plane arrived there was a limousine waiting to transport him to his home. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver .

"You know," he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?"The driver said, "No problem. Be my guest!"

Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and he got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure.

The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled down, he was surprised to see who was driving.

He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor.

He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law, but I also know that important people are given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person."

The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?" The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that." The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president." The young trooper said, "No, he's even more important than that."

The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"The young trooper said...

"I think it's Jesus, because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!"

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@siestabrian @MustangMan_TX Hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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@RichardMonigold @MustangMan_TX 🤣🤣🤣

[Playteaux @Playteaux1]

I want to dispel a myth about Data Centers: data centers use a closed loop cooling system. They 1/10 the water of your average golf course. I’ve been working with these data centers and the misinformation out there is insane.

I am convinced the misinformation is China propaganda and news manipulation.

If you’ve been following me, you know I’m all about protecting the environment and limiting unnecessary green projects that have no benefit. This isn’t one of them.

The amount of jobs and opportunities data centers open up is astounding. Instead of fighting them, we should be regulating them and welcoming them to use unproductive, rural land. The taxes alone will make rural communities more competitive.

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@Habetman Oh, my gosh, I know the feeling!
You're a good dog dad. I remember those treat posts! 😊

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@miles_commodore Me too!! 😂

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@Soaringeagle45 🤣😂 Another good one!

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, "You have a cute baby."

The smiling husband said, "I bet you say that to all new parents."

“No," she replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking."

The husband again asked, “So what do you say to the others?"

The nurse replied, "The baby looks just like you."

[TDS Wellness Institute @DrofTDS]

Dolly Parton: “People are always talking about my boobs and I get so mad cause I have a nice ass too!” We are losing the true legends. Dolly, Joan Rivers, Carol Burnett is like the last legend. Nobody new comes close to how funny those ladies were. You’re telling me Leslie Jones and Amy Schumer come close? Gtfoh. Quincy Jones daughter couldn’t fill Mary Tyler Moores flats let alone Betty Whites high heels.

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@Habetman Happy Sunday, Steve and Boba! 😃

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@Habetman Damned thing should come with a warranty!

[Patricia @325WPM_limit]

@Habetman I hope that problem goes away soon.
I guess if I'd been on X more often lately, I'd already know about your bad knee.

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@Soaringeagle45 Yes! I aced this one too. 😃
I was in awe of the remote control when it first came out. I would change the channels just to feel a sense of power.

[🇺🇸Make America Great Again🇺🇸 @Kingbuilder7]

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@Habetman Only one? ☹️

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@Habetman 🤣🤣🤣