Rachael Heywood

just here for the bants & the bands 😂

[BRONNIE @BronnieMusic]

It’s album week! SEDONA SUNRISE IS OUT ON FRIDAY!!!! 🏜️

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My husband is 20 years older than me and I absolutely adore everything about him. Apart from his computer skills- trying to explain to him where his files are kept on his laptop makes me want to smother him with a pillow in his sleep.

[RGM @RGMMAGAZINE]

🤍REVIEW🤍

EUAN BLACKMAN ‘WHY DO I FEEL SO BAD?’ SINGLE REVIEW

https://t.co/OmPWwpDBeA

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When Airbnb makes you send a booking request to the host, I make up the most ludicrous thing possible. My favourites so far are that I'm a method actor who's been cast as a lonely single man, or I'm a stressed rocket scientist who wants a week in isolation. They always play along

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Realised I should listen to my wife more when she talks about work, when over dinner with friends one night, I proudly announced her recent promotion at work. Turns out she quit that job 6 years ago.

[RGM @RGMMAGAZINE]

🎪FESTIVAL NEWS🎪

@TramlinesF , SHEFFIELD, THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO 2026

If you want us to add your stage, tag us your poster and we will add it.

https://t.co/M8CVFyeEOu

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🤍REVIEW🤍

@Janemariesmusic "WITH ME”

https://t.co/GmAlkuqe2A

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🤍RGM RECOMMENDS🤍

CHECK OUT THE NEW MUSIC FROM YACOVELLI

ITS REYT GOOD MUSIC👇

https://t.co/NqZ86Q8vkb

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🤍RGM RECOMMENDS🤍

CHECK OUT THE NEW MUSIC FROM Litiges!

ITS REYT GOOD MUSIC👇

https://t.co/xmbQFtWSMZ

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I'm an academic at a Russell Group university. Drowning in marking. Unlike my colleagues, I quite like ChatGPT, because now I can simply fail the crap students for using it, whereas previously I was pressured to give their crap a passing mark.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I used to play chess with an older guy. One evening I pulled the obscure En Passant capture move. He was furious and claimed I was cheating. I left with him shouting. Next day his daughter phoned to say he had died in his sleep. I never told her I think I killed him with chess.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Accidentally stole a copy of the Waitrose Food magazine they hold by the self checkouts. I assumed it was free and no one noticed. Too many ads, not worth the crime.

[Anthony Russell @AntArtist89]

No one 1⃣ out on all major platforms ppl !!!!!!!!
#independent #trending #singer #raw

[💗 @ma1ybe]

When I say "not all men" I mean this one photographer, specifically.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I got fed up of doing all of the work in my relationships. So I stopped messaging everyone first. Then every time someone's first message to me was to criticise me for not messaging them, I blocked them. I haven't spoken to most of my family in five years now, and I feel amazing.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My best friend is in a band and is trying to make it big. I've bought and downloaded everything they've ever released. Never play them and skip their songs when they pop up. They sound like a herd of goats in distress

[RGM @RGMMAGAZINE]

⚡️LIVE REVIEW⚡️

@RoyelOtis Live at @ThePieceHall – Live Review

https://t.co/a1oxqdaAw1

[RGM @RGMMAGAZINE]

⚡️LIVE REVIEW⚡️

@ATEEZofficial Live at @BSTHydePark – Live Review

https://t.co/6g6ZJSr9r2

[RGM @RGMMAGAZINE]

⚡️INTERVIEW⚡️

Loraine – RGM Introducing

https://t.co/LxEq7sNCL7

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💙VIDEO PREMIERE💙

Check out the brand new video from @JamieWebster94 “Small Time Life”

https://t.co/ha5AM8EBG6