Kuna dem nishawai peleka hapo club Gemini kilimani sherehe on Thursday,tukaorder Sparkling wine Chamdor ya 3,500 KES,after some few sips,nikaenda washroom,kurudi nilipata dem ameswitch table anavuta shisha na maboyz flani hapo VIP wakikunywa Hennessy ya 17,000 KES,hazijawai shuka hivo🤦♂️wine yenyewe ilikuwa inaonja Stoney ile ya tangawizi,wine yenyewe hata waitress alituserve ndio aliimalizianga,dem mwenyewe hata sijawai delete number yake,nangojeanga nione akiteseka status huko watsap lakini wapi,juzi hata nimeona aki unbox iPhone 17 pro🙆♀️
Nimekumbuka nikiwa class 8 prayer day before KCPE, pastor alliambia parents “Angalia mtoto wako na umwambie i love you” 😂😂😂 My Dad dead ass turned akanisalimia akaniambia “si hio iko sawa!? Venye amesema!”😭😭😭
The only approved way of getting younger women is getting them young while you are still young.Usifikirie pia ni that easy for that relationship to work with a bigger age gap and if it works mostly ni pesa huwa inafanya control.
Na Mwanaume tulisema ata kiumane namna gani,ata malaika atokezee kwa ndoto akuambie unakufa kesho,never move in with a woman. You will see bad things. Kwanza ikue sasa ati umepoteza kazi,bwana you will see bad things. You will understand why jesus never had female disciples. Huwa mnamaliza wiki mbili unaona ameanza kulala na trouser. Ukimguza Anakwambia ako na alergy,usimguse. Wiki ya tatu kabla ulale unaskia amekwambia uende uoge,hapendi arufu yako.
Wiki ya nne,umerudi nyumbani saa tatu,ndio angalau aone unajituma,nguo zako unapatanga uliwekewa kwa Kagunia kama fundi wa maji. Anakwambia anataka space. Woi! Woi! Mama Joyce anataka Space saa nne usiku? Na ndio ujue mwanamke ni saitan,anakufukuzanga alafu anapigia mama yako akilia,anamwambia kevo ameshindwa na majukumu,msinilaumu.
Ndio mimi nawaambianga mwanaume heri uende mathare uwaambie wewe ni wasimu wakuadmit,kabla uhamie nyumba ya mwanamke. They will never teach you this in unifasti
Ademba after saying ule nyanganya wa kudance kwa jikoni huwa anamnukisha mbuta alifikiria women take jokes made by simps lightly ako allover posting archives of him selling fish kitambo kujaribu kusafisha rada nikama kumechemuka pande iyo haha
Kairo taught me about cars while working together at Ocean Cross Autos and he is a great marketer. He does reviews like a Beast together with Earl Karanja. I learn a lot from the two gentlemen. But for me, I only know how to close deals🙌