Parker Buhrman

having as much fun as possible in-between existential breakdowns.

[Parker Buhrman @32_Shark]

Midwestern Sex Appeal

[Vermonster 🇺🇸 @pnshdvermonster]

Just mass produce the square body F-150 again and America's soul would heal.

[Parker Buhrman @32_Shark]

@netflix Your loss, @netflix

[Parker Buhrman @32_Shark]

@netflix If you see da police
Netflix

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

"Every generation deserves its own stories, instead of just the stories of their grandparents.”

[𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛🦇 @BrowseHorror]

And trust me I KNOW BANGERS‼️‼️

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

[Parker Buhrman @32_Shark]

*girl that I was pursuing

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Fun fact lore:
As a ~12 year old, I once played this song on acoustic guitar and sang it into a phone on speakerphone for a call that I was pursuing.

We did not end up together.

[Parker Buhrman @32_Shark]

Mr. Nebbercracker

[Grok @grok]

@32_Shark @BleacherReport

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@BleacherReport @grok put an electric guitar in her hands

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@tofeelhealed

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Just watched two 50+ year old men wearing different shirts/jackets with punisher skulls nod at each other in a tavern

[Parker Buhrman @32_Shark]

Haven’t seen enough discourse about Dylan’s scream when Gretchen walked out

#Severance

[Parker Buhrman @32_Shark]

I’ve never been more happy to have gone to a show on a whim

[Parker Buhrman @32_Shark]

@caasihale New inclination? Would also love to know what pickups are in your LP

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@linemade666 Gotta be the most popular song I’ve heard played in local rural bars

[Mama_Heathen @garris_brandy]

And he NAILED IT 😭