Hades

[(kjgd)osa @tridoza]

lebron and the cavs really came back down 3-1 in the nba finals against a team that went 73-9 man lmfao

[Joe B @JoeB_inCLE]

That “1” reflects the greatest championship in NBA history.
Not debatable.

[Hades @333KJM]

Why’s @nickturani on my sons show?!?

[Hades @333KJM]

@BFW 1) this is sooo awesome!! 2) the half tucked in shirt is a tough look

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you? Because Christians do it all the fucking time you hypocritical dipshit

[Hades @333KJM]

You’re fucking cool! @Wyndham_Clark just listened to you on @PardonMyTake you got a new fan for sure! Good luck the rest of the year.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[J Cle @_JCle_]

Last 2 years the browns have added
DE Jared Verse DROY 2x PB
DT Mason Graham
LB Carson Schwesinger DROY
RB Quinshon Judkins
TE Harold Fannin
OT Spencer Fano
WR KC Concepcion
WR Denzel Boston
S Emmanuel McNeil-Warren
2 2027 (loaded draft) 1st

But they arent building anything?

[Big Mike @big_mike9169]

My thoughts after sleeping on the Myles Garrett trade:

I don’t believe I’ll ever think we got enough in return for arguably the greatest defensive end of all time

We did ultimately do right by Myles sending him to a true contender. He had a great career in Cleveland.

Jared Verse is one hell of a player and getting him in the trade is huge. Excited to see what he can do in Cleveland

It’ll all depend on what we turn those future picks into

Deshaun Watson is a terrorist

Andrew Berry will forever be known as the GM that traded for Watson and traded away one of the best defensive players of all time

[WizKay @WizKayTV]

Now that the Browns have officially acknowledged they have 0 chance to compete this year.. there is NO reason to start 30 year old, dead shoulder, 2x torn achilles Deshaun Watson.

Let Shedeur play. If he's good, cool! If he's awful, ALSO COOL! Because then you're picking top 3.

[WizKay @WizKayTV]

Trading Myles Garrett and starting double torn achilles, dead shoulder, 30 sexual misconduct case Deshaun Watson at QB in the same year might be Jimmy Haslam’s Mona Lisa.

(In terms of torturing the fans of his football team)

[Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ @StooliesClub]

Fuck it. White Chocolate highlights

[Nick Karns @karnsies817]

Dear Myles Garrett,

Thank you for breaking TJ Watt's single season sack record.

Thank you for setting the Cleveland Browns all time sack record.

Thank you for consistent, nonstop, jaw dropping GREATNESS.

You'll always be a Cleveland legend. 🥺

[Marq @MarqsJO]

Trading Myles Garrett for pick 25-32 and Jared Verse is insane.

[Myles Garrett @Flash_Garrett]

🫶🏾

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Browns’ goodbye to Myles Garrett, which said: “Myles never stopped raising the bar for what greatness looks like. We are grateful for every memory and every milestone from these nine unforgettable years.”

[Mikey V. @BeardownCuz]

Woke up around 5:45 this morning. Watered the lawn. Cleaned up the kitchen from pizza night. Cleaned up the living room from movie night. Had my coffee. Kids got up around 7. Made their breakfasts while wifey slept-in. Sinatra playing in the background. Doesn’t get better imo.

[Hades @333KJM]

@BarstoolBigCat Sesame seed bun is a MUST. this challenge is going to be a walk in the park for Mr. Cat

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

You really need to suck my dick from the back Jake