ashley binger

heck em

[ashley binger @33abinger]

Today I go down in history as worlds worst nanny...

A small thread

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

how the cashier looks at you when you press “no tip” after all they did was spin the iPad around

[Emily Haswell @myemtv]

In 2012 I would have worn a necklace like this to help a friend move

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Me when someone ask me about directions in the city I ived in my whole life

[˗ˏˋmewtru´ˎ˗ @trunarla]

This is sending me 😭

[𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 @sobergoblin]

right on brother

[Ben @urbenist]

BIG THINGS ARE HAPPENING IN THE HOT DOG SPACE

[Bucketsquad @BucketSQD]

This had me in tears 😭😭😭😭

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Us watching you attempt to outrun something you tried to pspspspspspsps after we specifically said not to

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me watching myself on supermarket cameras

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Call me ranch cause I be dressing

[waliu @idek_tb]

Me when i delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal