Pope Mal Mal

Had to change the bio because Kanye finally went off the deep end. Now I’m just here for the DMs.

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@AFP Religion is why we can’t have nice things.

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@GodisntaHo @IHaveMjolnir I only encourage people to follow Jesus

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@elyeathea Omw!

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So happy this has a wiki

https://t.co/kDE1ukDJSP

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View from the hammock in my back yard

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Holly wears these

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I understand the kid crying. I understand the crazy lady talking to me. I don’t understand the guy listening to music super loud on his phone in the waiting room for the ER.

I’m not saying anything to him because he’s already not at his best, but holy hell.

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Have my son at the ER because he had his wisdom teeth removed a week ago and it started bleeding today and won’t stop. Some guy is playing music on his phone in the waiting room. I’m normally a patient person, but I don’t want to hear gospel music on your crappy phone speaker.

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Pressure washed the patio welcome mat and it’s ready for another season. Sometimes drinking and then ordering things online leads to years of happiness.

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Just watched A Man Called Otto.

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@GodisntaHo Don’t kink shame me

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Took a new job as in a coronary care unit. It’s a very specialized unit. I officially start in a few weeks and I’m excited. It’s a smaller hospital close to home, but affiliated with a huge hospital system… and it’s somehow a Catholic hospital. There are crosses everywhere! 😂

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You can’t see it, but @GodisntaHo liked this tweet.

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Evolution is real.

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Evolution is real.

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@GodisntaHo Deargodwtfno

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Sometimes I’m an asshole. Tonight I got a number of someone who knows my ex and my ex’s best friend. I have no intention of calling her, although she is stunning. Pride Night was fun and the dancing was a great time. I’ve never had my ass grabbed so much.

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Her: I beat you in arm wrestling last summer.

Me: no, y-

Her: Remember when Mike bet me $10 that I couldn’t beat you?

Me: you didn’t

Her: Remember I gave it to you right away because I owed you $10.

Me:

Her: oh

😂 I love my friends 😂

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Anyone ever invite a girl over and then pass out and not answer the door? Asking for a friend…

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Met a girl at a bar. She invited me to another bar. She bought me drinks. Then she told me that she was married.

Why is my life like this? Can I just have a normal relationship?