Andrew Jordan

Basically Jim Halpert

[☆¤•Sinnamon•¤☆ @SinnamonR0llz]

Druski can do "white face" and depict white men as retarded hicks, and as Erika Kirk and it's comedy. Pete Davidson can joke about Charlies assassination. But heavens forbid you joke about George Floyd, the career criminal who died with lethal levels of fetynal in his system

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[Richard Peebles @RickyPeebs]

Expand the fuck out of this, I hope the club I join someday will do something similar

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

It feels a little disingenuous to leave out the fact that they were being arrested for running a child pornography ring lol

[Docquistador @Docquistador]

It’s all of them

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

@Browns @HuntingtonBkFld The biggest hole the Browns have dug themselves since the Deshaun Watson deal

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

“Homelessness is my #1 priority” - Gavin Newsom, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

NO MERCY TO TERRORISTS you dumb bastards!

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

We have left the planet earth

[SUPA! @SUPASEXYKJAY]

damn yall just figuring everything tf out since them files dropped huh?

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

We are living in an episode of South Park

[Audrey Horne Updates and Rumors @credenzaclear2]

dont think we have enough guys monitoring the weather situation. can we get some more guys monitoring the weather situation

[Camus @newstart_2024]

Whitney Cummings just shredded the contradictions in 25 seconds of pure fire:

- “We don’t believe in gender… but we need a female president.”

- “My body, my choice… unless it’s a baby that needs a hep B vaccine (which comes from butt sex or sharing needles).”

- “The seas are rising because of climate change… but we live on the coast and bought beachfront property.”

Logic? Nowhere to be found.

25-sec clip — savage roast of modern hypocrisy 👇

Which contradiction hits you hardest? Drop it below.

[Mur🥜 @SquirrelMurray]

Inspecting the beer list at a brewery but picking Busch Light

[Taya Bass @travelingflying]

President Trump could rescue a drowning child from the ocean and Democrats would accuse him of starving the sharks.

[Olly🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⭐ ⚽ @ClassAOlly44]

Zero Venezuelans there.

[Buckeye HQ @RealisticBuck]

POV you’re an Ohio State fan watching Jayden Fielding kick a football