I have had a vision.
In a blaze of cable news graphics, closet homosexual vibes, and blatant Islamism, the Four Horsemen of the Halalocalypse descended upon the airwaves.
Tucker rode Conquest, with monologues longer than his rap sheet of bad takes, brow furrowed like he’s mad the world won’t bow to his midwit wisdom so he can buy another house in Doha.
Candace galloped in as War, viral clips of her dreams and narcissistic feelings swinging a fury, pronunciation of commonly used words butchered, and every sentence dipped in baby oil, Jew hating, and bad faith.
Megyn arrived as Famine, rationing out “just asking questions” one eyebrow raise at a time as she knit Swastikas and committed caloric genocide.
And Nick, naturally, took up Pestilence, spewing takes so flamingly gay and retarded they’re basically a cry for the lavender closet key he’s already swallowed.
They didn’t end the world.
They just nuked your recommended posts and videos, and left you in a 2020 nostalgia doom loop, struggling to find anyone with brain cells.
I present you The Four Horseman of the Halalocalypse
Ilhan Omar changed her last name to conceal her father’s war crimes in Somalia and also to commit immigration fraud by marrying her brother and getting him into the US
@Parodyjeffx Another lie @nikitabier .
This is an old video of IDF soldiers taking money which was spent on terrorism against Israeli civilians back in 2024.
Ban this account.
Holy shit he’s right. Wait, I thought removing maduro was bad and their economy was gonna collapse!?? The blue haired retards assured me orange man bad.
Nick Shirley has singlehandedly changed the entire independent journalism sector.
If the Pulitzer prize was honest, he’d get one.
Historic discoveries.
WAR: Shortly after the EU said it would not protect its ships in the Strait of Hormuz, an Iranian drone struck Baghdad’s Al-Rashid Hotel, hitting the floor housing the EU delegation and European diplomatic offices.
Basketball star Sophie Cunningham has refused to bash America, instead thanking our veterans.
“Home of the free because of the brave… Thank you to all those who fought and are still fighting!”
God bless you, @sophaller!
Last month: Tucker Carlson claimed Israeli President Herzog visited Epstein Island.
Last month: Tucker had to delete the video because his claim was entirely false.
Two weeks ago: Tucker Carlson claimed Mossad agents were arrested in Saudi Arabia and Qatar planting bombs.
Two weeks ago: The Saudis and Qataris said that was false.
Last week: Tucker said there’s no evidence Iran tried to assassinate Trump.
Last week: A man was convicted of working with Iran to assassinate Trump.
U.S. Air Force A-10 Thunderbolt II’s receive fuel in-flight while supporting Operation Epic Fury. The A-10 Thunderbolt II can loiter for hours, standing by and ready to execute a mission whenever needed.