Gavin Simpson

UKI Alliances and Channel Leader at MuleSoft, a Salesforce company. Note that all opinions voiced are my own and not those of MuleSoft or Salesforce .

[Gavin Simpson @358_gavsim]

@LBofBromley traffic chaos at junction of southend road and park road / foxgrove road with unattended gas works. Why is no one on site?!!

[Gavin Simpson @358_gavsim]

@Haix_NAmerica hi - I’m trying to get an idea of sizing for the Connexis Go sneakers. My foot measures 10.63 inches (27 cm) and is narrow. I’m usually a 9.5 or 10 in UK sizing. Keen to avoid having to return if possible.

[Gavin Simpson @358_gavsim]

@bt_uk Scott - sorry for delayed response but appreciate the intervention. Engineer has been and we are back online thankfully!

[Gavin Simpson @358_gavsim]

@bt_uk phone line out past 3 days…which means no broadband, which is tricky when you’re working from home! Chatbot exchange was promising but suddenly #tumbleweed re engineer visit. Update appreciated pls.

[Gavin Simpson @358_gavsim]

@AndrewMarr9 end of an era - thanks for making Sunday mornings insightful (and enjoyable,
apart from those that were on the receiving end!) “You stay classy!”

[Gavin Simpson @358_gavsim]

@nigelwalsh someone's had their espresso Nigel;-).

[Gavin Simpson @358_gavsim]

@johnlewishelp Thanks - the machine actually turned up yesterday which is great, but the total absence of any comms from Jura through the process is not.

[Gavin Simpson @358_gavsim]

@JohnLewisRetail bought a Jura A1 coffee machine from you in April 2020. It failed on 24/7 and your support team told me to deal with Jura. Despite collecting the machine on 30/7, we have no update and no sign of a replacement. At £500, I expect better service than that.

[Gavin Simpson @358_gavsim]

@nigelwalsh It’s the shoes that are the difference I find Nigel - 18 mths wearing trainers or (dare I say) slippers make those brogues a bit of a shock to the system;-)

[Gavin Simpson @358_gavsim]

@Apple after 25 yrs of great service, today I am appalled. 6 mth old MacBook Pro 16” went in for screen repair after cracks appeared despite the machine not travelling outside my house (lockdown). Repair classed as “accidental damage” and out of warranty. £800 bill! Seriously?

[Gavin Simpson @358_gavsim]

@BarclaysUKHelp Grace so 1 month on and despite a callback from the mortgages team about 2 weeks ago still no progress. I’m going into branch today during my holiday and if not sorted will be moving my mortgage to Santander and ending a 25 yr relationship with you guys.

[Gavin Simpson @358_gavsim]

@BarclaysUKHelp 3 mths after completing a remortgage and seeing the arrangement fees of £999 leave our account, no news. Repeated attempts to contact you including 4 unanswered emails and 3 hour-long waits on hold. I’ve had a mortgage with you for 26 yrs.... not good enough.

[Gavin Simpson @358_gavsim]

Anyone else noticing that the traditional “how you doing?” at the start of a conversation now genuinely means “I’m interested in knowing how are you doing”.

[Gavin Simpson @358_gavsim]

Super excited to be joining #iCIMS and what a way to kick off with the annual Inspire event coming to a virtual room near you - sign up now!

[ICIMS @iCIMS]

The countdown is on—INSPIRE 2020 is just one week away! Hear from our CMO, @susan_vitale and join us November 17-18 as we inspire each other to transform the future of #talent acquisition. https://t.co/6kv6PClhjq #iCIMSInspire

[Gavin Simpson @358_gavsim]

Congratulations to our EMEA winners at the #BluePrismWorld partner awards and to Global winners #EY, #Avanade, and #Abbyy. Well done everyone and thanks for your investment. #kpmg, #neoops, #trustportal, #ultima, #digitalworkforce, #cogent, #smartautomationservices.

[Gavin Simpson @358_gavsim]

#Blueprismworld into the Day 2 re-run due to demand and some great sessions being run by our partners, including some down-to-earth insight into hyper-automation from our friends at #EY #beyondthehype

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

@realDonaldTrump Ladies, if you don't get a pregnancy test, you're not really pregnant.

[Gavin Simpson @358_gavsim]

Munich airport deserted today - virus probably the best thing for the planet in last few decades. It reminds me of what flying was like 20 yrs ago!

[Carmine Di Sibio @Carmine_DiSibio]

As we enter a new decade next week, now is the time for leaders to adapt to the challenges that lie ahead. Here are four priorities businesses can’t afford to ignore in 2020: https://t.co/1xnOTBQAph #NewYear #leadership

[Gavin Simpson @358_gavsim]

Well said! For anyone who ever works from home this will have struck a chord!;-)

[Daniel Sugarman @Daniel_Sugarman]

As we approach the end of the decade, let’s remember the best TV moment of the 2010s: