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Hellbent Lowbed Trucker

[branden staples @359Staples]

I’ll hack a jugular for a chicken nugget I ain’t Lying. Oregon folks....

[branden staples @359Staples]

He told me to shoot for the stars & not for the trees, so here I is.

[branden staples @359Staples]

Darling, go indulge in a double double with animal fries. Your “modeling” pics you just molested my feed with are not doing quite as hot as July. That rib cage expresses a Holocaust victim.

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Just because you’re absolutely darling doesn’t mean much. All that emotional insecurity, makes me love whiskey all the more.

[branden staples @359Staples]

In my case, I already have. Follow my lead for destructive life choices.

[ri @reefleckk]

I just hope one day I can turn around and give my mom the kind of stuff she deserves

[Bub @bubbagreig120]

Quit looking for validation. Succeed so big that it's undeniable. Everything you need is already inside you.

[branden staples @359Staples]

The Supreme Court Of the United States: Recount or revote the entire 2020 presidential election - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/XkaYMYlGBi via @Change

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Thanks Columbus. Merica.

[branden staples @359Staples]

@mallorystaples When he communicates and isn’t shallow trying to lure you in with money & cars, can cook but also can kiss your neck just right. That Mf. That’s what the goosebumps are for sis.

[branden staples @359Staples]

@mallorystaples Or looking like you did time in state prison. But I’ll always love you sissy 👊🏻👍🏻

[branden staples @359Staples]

To the weasel insurance Fuckwit, I got one thing homeboy: Plata O Plomo?

[Troy Edwards @troye4]

In the words of Wayne from LetterKenny: If he or she cheats, it’s over. End of story.

[branden staples @359Staples]

Bippity boppity boo, you’re painfully lame and have zero fucking clue.

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@reefleckk Rare moment of Ri being a whitegirl in a dress. Coming soon will be Jeep rides and Jager Bombs.

[branden staples @359Staples]

Your lives aren’t that bad. You don’t need this much attention. For fucks sake go do a stent in the shade and see how good it is out here.

[branden staples @359Staples]

Had twitter for 2 weeks. Wow some people are pathetic. I didn’t know this was the emotional cleansing app. Do you dipshits know everyone else is reading this sorry shit?

[branden staples @359Staples]

@reefleckk Yup. Fuck you carole.

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@reefleckk I participated in making today not as well by zero communication

[branden staples @359Staples]

@troye4 @8jackrogan @carolebaskin69 This Bish runs on tiger blood and Joe exotic Crank Timing. 3 teeth at a time, Wench.