Васил Димитров

[Васил Димитров @35studio]

"Send me the link" means "do not ask me to sit here for 6 minutes and watch this shit now." http://t.co/fJ4YJ3Rq8n

[Васил Димитров @35studio]

http://t.co/xI8xTbS1Xs Nothing makes me happier to be single than meeting a couple who share an email address.

[Васил Димитров @35studio]

http://t.co/YuhzPpDblx "I got 99 problems, but falling asleep ain't one." ~ Jay-ZZZ

[Васил Димитров @35studio]

http://t.co/xy64UC55YY If your bathroom sink looks like mine, you're disgusting and I'm a hypocrite.

[Васил Димитров @35studio]

I'd kill for a microwave that plays Europe's “The Final Countdown” during the last 30 seconds. http://t.co/6JApoMAz9H

[Васил Димитров @35studio]

Words are so powerful; but I never have time to write on my fists before a fight. http://t.co/4OxeyqAY4B

[Васил Димитров @35studio]

The "letters to the editor" page of your local newspaper is like Twitter for the elderly. http://t.co/DtrNCmUp57

[Васил Димитров @35studio]

Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models. http://t.co/ilWp2XgyUw

[Васил Димитров @35studio]

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[Васил Димитров @35studio]

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[Васил Димитров @35studio]

I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/SW5L85bfvX

[Васил Димитров @35studio]

The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". http://t.co/wmguhBG1eh

[Васил Димитров @35studio]

http://t.co/HMvUDn6SoA Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

[Васил Димитров @35studio]

Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/cILgw48dzZ

[Васил Димитров @35studio]

http://t.co/uCZR2QPth5 I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

[Васил Димитров @35studio]

Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/jm96mGc6zN

[Васил Димитров @35studio]

If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. http://t.co/ByaoTfaYqk

[Васил Димитров @35studio]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/OPW24gcffp

[Васил Димитров @35studio]

http://t.co/scoiMYVi "What the fuck is a newspaper?" - our grandchildren