Lyndon B. Johnson

36th President of the United States. Lady Bird's husband. Lynda Bird's & Luci Baines's daddy. Little Beagle's master. Let us continue!

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

And why “waste” valuable time that could be better spent tweeting and watching TV!

[Lyndon B. Johnson @36POTUSLBJ]

@NBCNews I'd love to see how quickly Liz Warren would kick him squarely in his tiny nut sack if he made a move on her.

[Lyndon B. Johnson @36POTUSLBJ]

@NBCNews And I have a plan to win the Kentucky Derby riding Lady Bird.

[Lyndon B. Johnson @36POTUSLBJ]

@cnnbrk When he’s that over-the-top with praise, you know the bastard is lying through his teeth.

[Lyndon B. Johnson @36POTUSLBJ]

@ElizabethDrewOH Using Trump’s terminology, Trudeau is a 10. Trump himself is about a 4 or 5.

[Lyndon B. Johnson @36POTUSLBJ]

@nytimes Just say the bastard lied!

[Lyndon B. Johnson @36POTUSLBJ]

@davidhogg111 If his lips are moving, he’s lying. Let that be a lesson for you, kid.

[Lyndon B. Johnson @36POTUSLBJ]

@PageSix Douche and Douchette

[Lyndon B. Johnson @36POTUSLBJ]

Bastard even referred to himself as “Mr. Trump” https://t.co/trell8sH92

[Ted Corcoran (RedTRaccoon) @RedTRaccoon]

Audio of Donald Trump posing as 'John Barron' to get on the Forbes 400 list.

This is just embarrassing.

[Lyndon B. Johnson @36POTUSLBJ]

All those fancy New York billionaires passing the hat around only raised $1.5 million? And I thought Lady Bird was a tight wad! https://t.co/1YIA1Eo0ae

[New York Post @nypost]

Hedge funders' lavish gala raises $1.5M for Lincoln Center https://t.co/d7KEYDMd4x

[Lyndon B. Johnson @36POTUSLBJ]

@Newsweek Katie Graham is spinning in her grave. Newsweek is now no better than the National Enquirer!

[Lyndon B. Johnson @36POTUSLBJ]

@JohnDingell My God, he's fat! F-A-T!

[Lyndon B. Johnson @36POTUSLBJ]

@realDonaldTrump FAKE NEWS! 💩

[Lyndon B. Johnson @36POTUSLBJ]

@MeetThePress @MSNBC @CLewandowski_ QUIT giving that traitorous imbecile a forum!

[Lyndon B. Johnson @36POTUSLBJ]

Scarymuchi is a showboat. Nobody hates sharing the spotlight more than Trump. I predict Scary won't last any longer than Spicey.

[Lyndon B. Johnson @36POTUSLBJ]

@GlennThrush @realDonaldTrump @SenJohnMcCain I hope you're being sarcastic. That's a piss poor, cold, boilerplate statement that could have been written by an intern.

[Lyndon B. Johnson @36POTUSLBJ]

@AnnCoulter @Delta Shouldn't you be traveling by livestock car instead of jet? #MsEd

[Lyndon B. Johnson @36POTUSLBJ]

@JohnDingell I'd rather have one of my prized Hereford bulls kick me squarely in the nuts.

[Lyndon B. Johnson @36POTUSLBJ]

Sorry, @realDonaldTrump. Looks like @FLOTUS found a bull with a stiffer horn! #HankSiemers #Cuck

[Lyndon B. Johnson @36POTUSLBJ]

@realDonaldTrump Whatever you write in all caps applies doubly to you. Everyone knows you project with every lousy tweet!