☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟțhřż ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

she thought about where she could go and not risk running into klay thompson and the most obvious answer was the nba finals

[☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟțhřż ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ @36DD__]

he’s so sad i just want to give him a home

[ash ❤︎ @mybugfarm]

me

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

backrooms was a movie about the psychosis caused by having a white wife

[brandon* @brndxix]

*** ** ****** ***** ******

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟțhřż ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ @36DD__]

getting pissed at my wife for not getting the rhythm during sex right, like a JK simmons whiplash-eque level of anger. i said on MY count

[☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟțhřż ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ @36DD__]

@quadspawning broooo i got worried for you for a second lmfao

[☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟțhřż ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ @36DD__]

people hating on the backrooms movie because a png of kanye wasn’t chasing them

[Nikki Morgen Comix @ducknuk_comic]

Seinfeld "The Strap" 1/2
(repost)

[🥢 @fa1ryglox]

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

[☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟțhřż ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ @36DD__]

@suicidepixie Oh

[☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟțhřż ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ @36DD__]

it’s so hard to see others live my dream

[𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷 @lesbisam]

PUT ME IN COACH PUT ME INNNNNN

[☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟțhřż ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ @36DD__]

me and my 23000 closest friends are gonna slap a chicken to cook it for dinner tmrw

[☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟțhřż ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ @36DD__]

@thedigitaldash_ had an easier time with zoloft 😭😭😭 this is hell

[cav empty @cavempty_]

my boss added a custom ai generated gif of me being mauled by a lion to our teams app and HR says they don’t have the ability to remove it

[audrey @phlegmme]

My uncle passed away in 1989 after his parachute pants failed to deploy

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

i hate a lustful man
did you even realize how funny i am

[burger girl 2 @chzbrgrg]

when i was homeless in chicago i would steal from whole foods and then sit in the dining area, eat my stolen food, pull out my laptop and play fortnite zero build