had to do mental exercises to stop myself from laughing like a psycho on the train this morning cus i kept thinking about Bentley from Sly Cooper but hes a chaser and is giving tips to Cooper on how to pick up a trans girl
rolling out of bed, rubbing my eyes, grabbing the bottom beak in one hand and the top in the other and pulling until the back of the top beak is lined up with the back of the bottom beak and then rolling back into bed and falling asleep