ian marsden

love for Wetherspoons, believes in solving global issues over a pint and tariffing storms from the USofA

[ian marsden @39marsden]

Always have a tin of fly spray close by but unfortunately was put away after a clean and a tin of adhesive was put in it's place now I've got a stuck fly on me knee 🥴

[ian marsden @39marsden]

Fantastic new series well-done all 👌
@thegrandtour

[ian marsden @39marsden]

Source: BBC
https://t.co/PosnL7UKOs
​Cutting science is like turning off your GPS while driving into a forest to save battery power—it saves a tiny bit in the short term, but you end up completely lost.

[ian marsden @39marsden]

@Rusia_HD If she invites me dam right 👍

[ian marsden @39marsden]

@Rusia_HD Depends who's inviting me..

[ian marsden @39marsden]

@HJB_News__ I do like Andy but still wouldn't vote labour.

[ian marsden @39marsden]

My bestie 💗

[ian marsden @39marsden]

See this is what happens if the government stops all traffic during the pandemic clearing up the atmosphere to let more of the sun's rays in and a heat wave 6 years later sorry a nice summer 6 years later don't know to thank the conservative or 🖕🥵 😂😂

[ian marsden @39marsden]

I've been speaking most of my life from the age of 12 months and think my first words was car keys if i recall other time I've been mostly speaking bollocks but I've never heard my true voice do i sound American 🤔 it's the 3rd time today someone said happy 4th of July 🇺🇸

[ian marsden @39marsden]

Pappa loves watching tennis or is it the fellas 😂

[ian marsden @39marsden]

@kylieminogue happy birthday Kylie 😁🥳🎁🍾xx

[ian marsden @39marsden]

@Keir_Starmer I'm a hard working man so definitely not on my side 👊

[ian marsden @39marsden]

Happy national naked gardening day 🍑

[ian marsden @39marsden]

Need to lose my belly but not the weight as i only weigh 14st for the Tenerife trip i want to look slim for the beach babes but firmly planted incase of the wind whisks me away 🌪️

[ian marsden @39marsden]

Brilliant having Jesus as a best mate apparently he can make beer out of water so he went upstairs with 2 empty glasses and back down with frothy beer 💦🍺

[ian marsden @39marsden]

If the UK imports only 12% of oil from the gulf region why is it having a massive effect on our pumps and economy 🤔 so where's the 88% coming from and is it a more logical move 🖖to import more oil from that region and let the Americans fight their silly little war 💥👍

[ian marsden @39marsden]

Trump 💨 should be brought up for war crimes for killing those 168 girls at that all girl school and many other schools that's been hit according to Iranian authorities, i know he didn't pull the trigger but end of day he's the commander unchief and responsible 👊

[ian marsden @39marsden]

Trump 💨 has thrown his toys out of the pram again because no one will play army with him and he's going to take his ball home from NATO 😂

[ian marsden @39marsden]

All these wars going on instead of throwing missiles at each other why can't they throw ideas at one another ideas that will shape our plants for the better 🌈✌️

[ian marsden @39marsden]

When trump says he wants Greenland so Russia won't take it over and he doesn't want Russia as a neighbour you can't get anymore neighbourly then this 😂