✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦

I'm a Southern California girl living in an East coast world. Fluent in snark. Blocked by @JohnCusack @scottbaio

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

I'm dead 😃😃😃

[Crystal Rojas✨ @crystal_build]

People play too much. But I’m laughing 😂😂

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

@OurShallowState Honest question: why doesn't losing control of his bowels in front of staff and press not humiliate him? Everything else, real or imagined, drives him bonkers but not his (in)famous smell???

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

Demand congress subpoena key figures on Epstein case - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/tC734DBXup via @Change

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

Hero 👇👇👇

[American Veteran @amvetsupport]

We have a 40 year old construction company and I would like to volunteer right now to, at no cost, remove trump’s name from every building in the entire country. I will gladly pay the bill associated with removing him from the collective history of America

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

@Acyn Was he trying to be cute? 🤢🤢

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

@hcouch22 😀

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

Has to be AI!

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

What?????? Four well behaved orangies????

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

She's right, a 14 year old shouldn't have to be the moral compass in a room full of adults

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Holy shit! After Megyn Kelly gave a free pass to pedophiles Trump and Jeffrey Epstein to fuck children, this 14-year-old girl just gave Kelly a brutal reality check. 😳👇

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

@jaketapper @HarrisonBecker7 Hey Jake! Where's your outrage? Oh wait, that's only for Biden. BTW, I'm looking forward to your expose on Assholini sleeping during a presser. I'm sure it will be fair and balanced.

Putz

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

@Catsillyness Aaaw yes, the famed, dreaded Cheetah blep. It's how they draw in their prey.

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

Could someone check with the surviving members of Lynyrd Skynyrd if they approved this 🤔🤔

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

BREAKING: Homeland Security just posted this.

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

@JoJoFromJerz Is he pouting?

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

@Markfry809 Promise??!!!

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

Check out his Widow's Hump

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

CBS handed a demented, 79-year-old pathological liar and malignant narcissist one hour of free airtime to promote his alternate reality. What a fucking joke.

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

I think this is the best I've seen/ heard

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Brilliant analogy‼️

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

Is it me or does it look like Xi is leaning away because of a foul smell? 🤔

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: President Xi of China HUMILIATES Donald Trump with a very obvious cold reception. Trump awkwardly tries to force “we have a great relationship” several times - but an icy Xi refuses to play along.

This is a complete embarrassment on the world stage.

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

@EllenBarkin @LePapillonBlu2 @TessSettergren No matter where you go, they're you are

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

Well said 👇

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

The beginning of the end... 😳👇

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

No

[Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog @DougWahl1]

SHOULD DEMOCRATS SETTLE FOR A PROMISE?

13 House Republicans are asking Mike Johnson to promise to deal with expiring Obamacare subsidies immediately after the government shutdown ends. In other words they want Democrats to reopen the government on Mike's word.

Your thoughts?

[✡3 Brigids✡ 🇺🇦 @3Brigids]

All of what he said 👇👇

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Finally, somebody said it. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇