Trîes CraKen•

Welcome to Trîes CraKen, where the lost become found and the sea is not your enemy. (A fake account for a resort in Bermuda.)

[Trîes CraKen• @3CraKen]

Welcome! Welcome!
Its the #SplashBash.

You can start off in the OutHouse, or relax by the bar.

The bar is open and limitless. You were warned.

[tyclancy ♆ @DEMAPUPPETS]

Good thing I didn’t skip arm day because carrying around these trays is just exhausting

#SplashBash

[{Aᩚ lᩚyᩚsᩚhᩚaᩚ} @FellOverYou]

@3CraKen https://t.co/cso4R5TrZD

[˖ 𑣲 lain. @fqirykjsses]

@3CraKen @DEMAPUPPETS THE BEST DAMN POOL BOY THIS CITY HAS EVER SEEN!

[Trîes CraKen• @3CraKen]

On behalf of @FeverFevor’s disappearance last night. He blames it on the juice, it made him real loose.

But —we know why.

We, meaning I, would like to give a special shoutout to @DEMAPUPPETS. Thank you.

[Trîes CraKen• @3CraKen]

He’s gonna take them off anyways—-Who cares?

[Trîes CraKen• @3CraKen]

Little wild for @FeverFevor give us access to his house like this.

Me in his bedroom? Nope. I’ve made my way into the closet.

(He’s running fashionably late.) #SplashBash

[𝑆𝐻𝑂𝑉⤏𝑂 @ATrueAmour]

Everything works out as it’s meant to.

[𝑆𝐻𝑂𝑉⤏𝑂 @ATrueAmour]

Brought my own floatie! Check.

#SplashBash

[Judge Judy @JudgeJudy11898]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ɪᴛ’ꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴜᴅɢᴇ, ɪꜱ ɪᴛ?

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀#SplashBash

[𝑆𝐻𝑂𝑉⤏𝑂 @ATrueAmour]

Of course we blame the cute guy.

[˖ 𑣲 lain. @fqirykjsses]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ sunkissed and poolside bliss
#splashbash ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
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[Trîes CraKen• @3CraKen]

Dear partygoer(s),

Any lost items or accidents are probs the fault of the raccoon crew that moved in. Word is @ATrueAmour brought them, but we can’t say his name.

#SplashBash

[𝐸𝑣𝑎𝑑𝑛𝑒 @FlySerpentine]

Already ready for the Wet T-Shirt.
Just here for the wet fun. #SplashBash

[Trîes CraKen• @3CraKen]

#SplashBash

All acts are welcome to perform.

[Trîes CraKen• @3CraKen]

#SplashBash

𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐞 𝐥'𝐀𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐫—grand tour.

Relax at your leisure or snoop.

He won’t notice the missing hoodies.

[Trîes CraKen• @3CraKen]

#SplashBash

For those that wanna stay dry and 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠, you can enjoy the lovely inside.

The drinks are a lot harder and there’s nothing wet to fall into—-ahem.