Andrew Slurms Mckenzie

Ancient Astronaut Theorist,Investor, Entrepreneur, Intellectual, Anabolic Hero, Alpha, Anti Globalist, Jabroni, Hero, Tree Guy, 1000 free test fake natty

[Andrew Slurms Mckenzie @3Slurms]

@RealPlantBrah What happened that caused the burn?

[OldTimeHardball @OleTimeHardball]

Norm- “Patton Oswalt said he thought the worst part of the Cosby thing was the hypocrisy…. I disagree.”

Jerry Seinfeld - “You disagree?”

Norm Macdonald - “Yeah…. I think it was the r*ping.”

[Andrew Slurms Mckenzie @3Slurms]

@ObtainerOf A style that @kor______69 has been rocking for years

[Andrew Slurms Mckenzie @3Slurms]

@RealPlantBrah Feel like leads dried up for me compared to a month ago, i used to have 5 people calling every day, now it’s maybe 1. Still have June pretty much booked up though

[Andrew Slurms Mckenzie @3Slurms]

@Michaelfiore Saw this on a friend’s crabapple, and im not exaggerating the entire tree looked like this, and it had some serious cavities too. This was in the winter when I saw it, and the tree is completely full now lol. Tree’s are amazing

[Andrew Slurms Mckenzie @3Slurms]

Next level goyslop

[Andrew Slurms Mckenzie @3Slurms]

@AJeffreyJ33 @Ethosrevival Maxx your way into low intelligence

[Andrew Slurms Mckenzie @3Slurms]

@TOOTTHEBARBER I used to boof these with @Juice___Man at school lunch during spooky season

[Andrew Slurms Mckenzie @3Slurms]

This is the worst final tribal ive ever seen in survivor

[Andrew Slurms Mckenzie @3Slurms]

Lol Probst just blew the challenge ending…honestly castings fault for having Rizo come out before the challenge even aired

[Andrew Slurms Mckenzie @3Slurms]

@Gavin_McInnes Jimmy Buffet

[Andrew Slurms Mckenzie @3Slurms]

@ilyhaden Most pathetic cop ive ever seen

[🇺🇸🦂Butters-/K/un🦂🇺🇸 @TheUnaButters]

Imagine if someone rushed up and shot him like Jack Ruby

[Andrew Slurms Mckenzie @3Slurms]

@joementumvt @WeirdMedieval Bro this memory unlocked me being like 9 years old sleeping over my cousins house and watching this entire movie at a sleepover because everyone was asleep and I couldn’t fall asleep 😂

[Andrew Slurms Mckenzie @3Slurms]

@Trap_Goose_ 😂😂

[Andrew Slurms Mckenzie @3Slurms]

“He’s fallen behind on work this week. Give him explosive diarrhea so he has to pullover in a park and use a port-a-potty”

[Andrew Slurms Mckenzie @3Slurms]

@KenChessRapper @RealPlantBrah lol great student we got along well! Whole situation is weird

[Andrew Slurms Mckenzie @3Slurms]

@RealPlantBrah Haven’t had my ditch witch for going on a month now. Absolutely brutal. Fuel injection pump being rebuilt. Replaced literally everything else and still didn’t fix it, water pump, lift pump, all fuel filters and could not get it running strong.