Badonkasaurus Rex

Your favorite long term long distance low commitment casual friend

[ღ @stfnigg]

“250 word essay” “what to right” yeah time to hit the oil rig nigga

[Matt Harmon @MattHarmon_BYB]

sometimes a tweet is so good it just stops you in your tracks

[Rock ☘️🗽🐦‍⬛ @RocksGood37]

we have turned what used to be an incredibly kind and unselfish gesture into a forced formality

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Kevin Feige mad pussy

[The Pettiest Laker Fan 🤫 @ThePettiestLA]

You literally could have just given us this in a dim lit club with neon lights and fangs @MarvelStudios

[matt @ponmatth]

might be the funniest cosplay oat 😭😭😭😭

[Monarch @maven_marlon]

Evolving just to run the fade is historically hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Petition to make this guy the new Chad representation

[stfumusty @zmustyyy]

“When a kid grows up, a pencil is replaced by a pen,
Just to make him realize that now it is difficult to erase a mistake.”

[miqa @altmiqaf4]

*mi papá cuenta una historia de su infancia*

mi mamá / yo que necesito plata

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

When you reach the $1m question and this appears on the screen

[Brucehurlz 🖐 @Brucehurlz2]

Bro had to play it cool and laugh his way to safety 😂

[Albatross @haxnain_mir]

Antonella Will go home with Messi, Enzo will look at the right wing to discover it is Giuliano Simeone.

[UFC Tips Brasil @UFCTipsBR]

minha mulher no meu enterro:

O dono da BET365:

[Sean Walsh @SeanDZWalsh]

PSG: Don’t worry guys have a week off it’s fine! I don’t wanna see any bags under those eyes!

Premier League clubs every single weekend for a whole season:

[DJ R-Tistic @DJRTistic]

Kobe the type to do this and then punish everybody who stayed. “That was a test, and you all failed” lmaoo

[Oga @UsamaAjiya]

Dad, what was it like under Jurgen Klopp?

[Jim Cunningham @J1MCUNN1NGHAM]

Stanton hospital gown