alan

apathetic dystopian concrete inhabiting lover of natural fibers. breakfast is a lie. look up. 🏳️‍🌈⬅️

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Phil: i'm seeing a pattern here by the race organizers Bob. . .

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Phil: with the first rest day over and stage 4 complete let's take a look back at the week that was at the álán dé locál. take it away bob.

Bob: thank you, phil.....

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Bob: *checks notes again* Sundays's stage 3 Seattle-Seattle🤔, a 49.1km hilly road course taking us through those same scenic fishing villages of Shoreline, Lake Forest Park, and that Kirkland waterfront; with a finishing time of 1hr 46min inexplicably still in yellow, Alan!

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. . .in this economy?

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what do you 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 this isn't a résumé?

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@birdscolour56 clarice starling

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250yo and still sexy as a mfer dayuuum

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you know having a voice is one thing, but being the murder victim in an episode of Law and Order is an entirely different ball of wax

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anyone out there know how to convince Annie Leibovitz to shoot me in the face?

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for those that don't possess the mental fortitude to fast for 18+hrs a day, there's peptides!

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you know besides the wit and youthful charm, the beaming resonance of life, vitality, strength. . .there really isn’t anything there better move along

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@his4Everz this is why i don't travel

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if i ever decide to do a documentary about aliens and antarctica dont let me get into the helicopter

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here's a fun game you can play at home kids, get into the best shape of your life and let no one else enjoy it

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@ThrillaRilla369 facts machine

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What did we learn, Palmer?