Taijay

|29| I won bar trivia by myself once | He/Him
YCP ‘19, Syracuse ‘21

[Taijay @3ambedtimeguy]

College students when they see something that's free:

[Faithful Black Men Association @OfficialFBMA]

Caption this 😂

[Taijay @3ambedtimeguy]

1. Locke
2. Sawyer
3. Sayid

[LOST @TheLOSTworld_]

Name your TOP 3 favorite characters from LOST. No cheating, just your top 3!

[honeybaked @davibroui]

Sales associate in Tokyo asked where I’m visiting from and when I said New York, he said “ah, hamburger!”

[Fishhead x_x @Hep13812818]

When you don’t know what oomfs face looks like so just imagine their pfp

[Eric Hu @_EricHu]

coworker was bragging how much water he drank and someone goes "this dude's a data center"

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

accidentally hitting the grok button on this app feels like accidentally hitting the internet icon on your phone in 2009. like oh no no no i need to close this immediately or else i’m in big trouble

[Taijay @3ambedtimeguy]

@WrongNameBro COOK!

[Taijay @3ambedtimeguy]

Mr. Krabs was the real villain in SpongeBob.

[Taijay @3ambedtimeguy]

Plankton wasn’t really evil. He was just a struggling businessman. Mr. Krabs was manipulative, conniving, and selfish.

[Taijay @3ambedtimeguy]

@jokewithoutK Couldn’t stand Mr. Krabs when I was a kid.

[Taijay @3ambedtimeguy]

The Krusty Krab was a walking HR violation. Cause what do you mean the workers don’t get breaks, you barely pay your workers, and you instituted a 24 hr business model without any heads up????

[Taijay @3ambedtimeguy]

@niknaklynn Woooooo!!!

[Taijay @3ambedtimeguy]

The entire country will have the rest of the week off from work to celebrate this accomplishment.

[Nikki @niknaklynn]

I want everyone to be proud of me for rocking the day on one hour of sleep 😌 (and I didn’t have an attitude about it either)

[Taijay @3ambedtimeguy]

@niknaklynn Still having to work during “Nikki Appreciation Week” 💔💔.

[Taijay @3ambedtimeguy]

There’s nothing like season one of SpongeBob.

[Taijay @3ambedtimeguy]

Here before you’re famous and your cat posts become regular bangers 💯.

[Max Evans @Max_Evans85]

You ever just get soooooooo sleepy

[𝑺𝒂𝒎𝒎𝒊 🖤🍒 @buffalochickn]

Me fighting the urge to text the sad man to make me sad

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Tossed a fruit snack in my mouth a little too aggressive and it got lodged in my throat. Life flashed before eyes

[Max Evans @Max_Evans85]

You ever just get soooooooo sleepy

[Kalon Fullerton @cowlonfull]

It’s nice when the fantasy app is like, congrats on winning champ, go grab a miller lite right now at 8 am on a Tuesday

[sierra @sierralayko]

roommate downloaded a virus onto his computer.. honestly didn't know that could happen anymore that's so y2k chic