Matty

Fat mushroom

[Matty @3andcaptain]

regret to inform you i’m already addicted

[38-0.app @38_0app]

Inspired by https://t.co/OjIvlQbDhO, but for football.

Draft a Premier League XI from random clubs and seasons. Build your team. Simulate the season.

Can you go 38-0?

https://t.co/znFjgOW4Wj

#football #soccer #fifa #premierleague

[Matty @3andcaptain]

#moved

[Matty @3andcaptain]

emilio gay what have you got for me

[Matty @3andcaptain]

emilio gay what have you got for me

[Matty @3andcaptain]

he’s doing his old sunderland gambit of signing all his mates ffs

[Central @WestHam_Central]

There is expected to be a number of conversations between West Ham and Everton in the coming weeks.

@ExWHUEmployee

[Matty @3andcaptain]

make the arsenal players go first and shake his hand and then no one else does imo

[Ollie Cooper @OCJourno]

NEW: FA to consider how England players deal with possibility of pre-match handshake with Thomas Partey at the World Cup.

@Lawton_Times for @TimesSport

Full story here:
https://t.co/6g62dhkdE1

[Anthony Scotland @ScottyTMJ2]

N’Diaye has asked to leave Everton

[Matty @3andcaptain]

@nocontextEFC just an excuse to name their sponsors. microsoft gk, guinness goal, barclays signing, coca cola save.

[Matty @3andcaptain]

both videos have exactly the same vibe

[Paul @Uppo76]

State of this 😂😂😂

[Matty @3andcaptain]

this city kit btw

[Matty @3andcaptain]

some incredible arsenaling going on on tiktok icl

[Matty @3andcaptain]

surely that’s not an english bloke in english screaming vamos at the other english blokes

[biggy @swfcBW]

Some of the content coming from the final already is superb 😭

[Matty @3andcaptain]

arteta probably thinking they’d have won that if he got to keep his favourite rapist for another year

[Matty @3andcaptain]

“your heart goes out to mikel arteta” does it fuck

[Matty @3andcaptain]

if the keepers waiting he’s got to get there surely too close to him

[Matty @3andcaptain]

just run and kick the ball knobhead

[Matty @3andcaptain]

arsenal got a penalty against us???

[Matty @3andcaptain]

it applies to basically every position, our gana gueye replacement was gana gueye

[Shay Sweeney 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @ShaySweeney1962]

Leighton Baines:

🔵 429 games
⚽️ 32 goals
🅰️ 53 assists

People always go on about how we never replaced Lukaku. It's true. But it applies to other positions as well.

[Matty @3andcaptain]

such a massive chance ffs

[Matty @3andcaptain]

arteta needs one of them electric collars they give to dogs so they don’t leave the garden

[Matty @3andcaptain]

hahahaha