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is your bed made, is your sweater on?

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My new fantasy is to have @billyeichner shower me in @tacobell coupons. #AHSCult

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The Cure shirt. Depeche Mode shirt. Misfits shirt. Bleach tie dye shirt.

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So many white men with long hair, mustaches, and glasses at the noise fest. You all look the same.

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That was SO FUCKING GOOD.

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I’m getting my first massage ever today and I am so insanely nervous. 🙃

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I went through the Taco Bell drive through (I could care less about the diarrhea bug, I have an autoimmune disease that makes me shit myself daily) and the employee inside was just holding her very smol, probably one month old baby while she was working.

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I am BEGGING @thehalara to make scrubs. PLEASE.

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I’m really gonna need everyone on the internet to WAKE UP and talk about Lindsey Graham. Pearlmania, where you attttt.

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I already have a concussion and I just slammed my head into the tv. Maybe I’ll die. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I’m trying acupuncture instead of going back to therapy, and I’m actually so stoked about it.

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Two cigs and a bahama mama deep. Happy wedding. I can’t wait to take my shoes off.

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I am going to get so incredibly drunk this weekend and make Andrew take care of me.

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Some days I wish I was a dog in a stroller.

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Hey @elfcosmetics what are the chances you have some of this lying around a warehouse that I can buy? I’ve been only using on special occasions, because you don’t make it anymore. 😢

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I’m finally a regular at my smoke shop, like they know me by name and know what I get, when I’m like three months out from quitting smoking. 🥲

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Picture it: me in my pajamas, (men’s 3xl sweat pants, men’s 5xl t shirt) sandals, pouring rain that is so fucking cold. Screaming FRODO and chasing the world’s dumbest cat. Anyone want a cat???

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People at work angry with me because the registers aren’t working. Get mad about something important. There are people dying, Kim.

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20mg edible and an appt with my eyebrow tweezers.

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If he fucking dies on Easter I may start believing in god.

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Meeting my new oncologist today. Not stoked about showing a bald man my boobs.

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My personal hell is the work parking garage on a Friday.