city sewer sloth

suburban legend

[bella archive @hadidfiles]

Bella Hadid, Princess of Nazareth, the great great granddaughter of the ruler of Palestine in the 1700 Daher al Omer and his sons that ruled Tabarias Safad Nazareth Khalil Haifa and the rest of the land of Galilee.

[trish @ultragloss]

mommy? mamacita. a mom of what. a dog? like in real life? like a daughter, like a real baby? wait that’s so cute. how old is he or she

[MetsMuse @MetsMuse]

On this day last year, the Grimace era began in Queens.

Since Grimace threw the first pitch, the Mets have a 105-60 record. Thats the most wins in baseball in that span by 10 games.

[city sewer sloth @3braincellshell]

it’s happy ever after or you’re gonna block my number

[city sewer sloth @3braincellshell]

told him I’m not looking for a relationship so ya it’s getting serious

[latina fey @wh0r30z]

white people be like i need to give my cat her inhaler

[city sewer sloth @3braincellshell]

this is why I can’t have a car. I would be sitting in traffic and become a rotating caller on the Bert show just because I was bored

[໊ @sonohoor]

i don’t care how bad the relationship is I AM NOT calling a radio station for advice

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

I remember you from another life we were hamsters at the same pet store

[city sewer sloth @3braincellshell]

week 4 as a professional cheerleader:
30 men from the carpenters union arrived on a party bus to the game last night.. they brought a traffic cone to use as a group megaphone, didn’t know the name of a single player, then returned back to whatever bar I assume they live at

[Popeyes @Popeyes]

pope yes

[toxic yuri butterfly @ancientlovesong]

it's time for my favorite vid on the internet

[Info Charli xcx @infocharlixcx]

HER AURA

[city sewer sloth @3braincellshell]

shoes on the bed is crazy

[city sewer sloth @3braincellshell]

learning that your favorite podcaster is pregnant is somehow way more disappointing than your own friends pregnancy announcement

[klava @kloudia_tweets]

Moving to NYC to pursue my dream of hanging out with my friends

[city sewer sloth @3braincellshell]

I need to be put down #MyXAnniversary

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer