三字神经

把西遊拍成一本正經的胡鬧。
抖音／紅果熱播原創《西遊神經記》｜反轉・音樂・師徒日常
Journey to the West—with a comic twist.
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[三字神经 @3commus]

蜘蛛精唱山歌邀人留下，師父婉拒，八戒卻搶著答應。唱著唱著，曲風突然變了……

《西遊神經記》｜牽手變菜單

Bajie hears a love song—but the tune takes an unexpected turn.

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[三字神经 @3commus]

二郎神：追猴的工作還沒結束，副業倒是先開張了😂
換成你，會先追悟空還是先接香火？

Erlang came for a chase and found a side hustle 😂
Would you chase Wukong or help the worshippers first?

[三字神经 @3commus]

二郎神追悟空追到土地廟，一轉身卻有人遞上香火錢……這架還打不打？😂
《西遊神經記》｜天庭編制

Erlang tracks Wukong to a shrine—then a worshipper makes an unexpected request.
你會先辦正事，還是先接香火？
#西遊神經記 #JourneyToTheWest

[三字神经 @3commus]

巨靈神：這錘子的售後在哪裡？😂
換成你，會用什麼辦法接這一擊？

Where does the Giant Spirit God go to return his hammer? 😂
How would you handle that swing?

[三字神经 @3commus]

巨靈神揮錘迎戰悟空��這一擊能分出勝負嗎？
《西遊神經記》｜巨靈神

The Giant Spirit God brings down his hammer. Can Wukong hold his ground?

你覺得這場較量誰會贏？Who has your vote?
#西遊神經記 #JourneyToTheWest

[三字神经 @3commus]

八戒：先別急著逃，待遇還沒問完！😂
你會問包吃住，還是先問工作內容？

Bajie: Wait, I haven’t asked about the benefits yet! 😂
What would you ask about first?

[三字神经 @3commus]

八戒聽說養殖場包吃包住，興沖沖去救豬，聽完待遇卻猶豫了……😂
《西遊神經記》｜養殖場

Bajie comes to rescue the pigs—but free meals sound tempting. 🐷

換成你，會先問清楚什麼？What would you ask first?
#西遊神經記 #JourneyToTheWest

[三字神经 @3commus]

四個人約飯，最難的是選餐廳，還是找到大家都有空的那一天？😂

Four friends, three cities: what’s harder—picking a restaurant or finding a date everyone can make?

[三字神经 @3commus]

四個室友、三座城，��業後約頓飯，比答辯還難！😂
《西遊神經記》｜畢業不散夥

Four friends, three cities—getting everyone together is harder than a thesis defense. 🎶

你們上次團聚是什麼時候？When was your last reunion?
#西遊神經記 #Graduation

[三字神经 @3commus]

悟空：我說的是聲��大點！😂 如果是你，你會怎麼跟妖怪解釋？

Wukong: I meant your voice! 😂 How would you explain it to the demon?

[三字神经 @3commus]

妖怪氣勢洶洶，開口卻細聲細氣。悟空聽得著急，讓他「大點」……😂
《西遊神經記》｜俺說的是嗓門

A fierce demon has a surprisingly tiny voice. Wukong asks him to speak up—but will he understand?

你會怎麼提醒他？How would you get the message across?
#西遊神經記 #JourneyToTheWest

[三字神经 @3commus]

悟空彈吉他、八戒彈 Bass、沙僧打鼓……師父的樂隊還缺什麼？😂

Wukong on guitar, Bajie on bass, Sha on drums—what does this band need next? 🎸

[三字神经 @3commus]

取經路過夜市，師徒四人直接組起搖滾樂隊！🎸
《西遊神經記》｜夜市搖滾四人組

Wukong, Tang, Bajie and Sha take the stage at a lantern-lit night market. 🎶

你會選誰當樂隊主唱？Who should be the lead singer?
#西遊神經記 #JourneyToTheWest

[三字神经 @3commus]

悟空：師父，這貓真的有問題！
師父：有什麼問題？牠還會喵呢。😂
如果你是悟空，會怎麼讓師父相信你？

Wukong: Master, there’s something wrong with this cat!
Master: What’s wrong? It even says meow. 😂

How would you convince him?

[三字神经 @3commus]

師父眼裡是隻乖貓，悟空卻急得不行：師父，您回頭看看啊！😂
《西遊神經記》｜喵一個
Master sees a sweet kitten. Wukong sees something else entirely. 🐱

你會相信自己的眼睛，還是相信悟空？追蹤看更多師徒日常！
Would you trust your eyes—or Wukong?

#西遊神經記 #JourneyToTheWest

[三字神经 @3commus]

悟空想用舞步拖住妖怪，誰知對方越跳越熟……這場鬥法怎麼跳起來了？😂
《西遊神經記》｜妖怪，別跟跳！

Wukong tries to distract a demon with dance moves—but the demon is a fast learner. 🕺

你覺得誰最適合領舞？Who should lead the dance?
#西遊神經記 #JourneyToTheWest

[三字神经 @3commus]

師父：贖金太便宜？我自己加！😂
要是你被妖怪綁了，會怎麼跟他談條件？

Master: My ransom is too low? Let me raise it! 😂
If a demon kidnapped you, what deal would you try to make?

[三字神经 @3commus]

妖怪開價五兩，悟空剛答應，師父卻嫌自己賣得太便宜！😂
《西遊神經記》｜師父，別抬價！

The ransom is agreed—until the hostage starts raising his own price! 😂

你是悟空，這五兩還掏不掏？｜Would you pay?
#西遊神經記 #JourneyToTheWest

[三字神经 @3commus]

這樂團只能選一個人當主唱，你選誰？🎤
悟空、八戒、沙僧，還是終於不念緊箍咒的師父？😂

One lead singer. Who gets the mic: Wukong, Bajie, Sandy—or the monk? 🎤😂

[三字神经 @3commus]

八十一難通關，師徒卻又闖進了音響關。這次師父不念咒，改彈吉他！🎸
《西遊神經記》｜搖滾集結

81 trials down. Next stop: the main stage. Even the monk has a guitar. 🎸

追蹤看師徒下一次整活｜Follow for more.
#西遊神經記 #JourneyToTheWest