this england vs norway game is so boring. all england knows how to do is park the bus and send harry kane's geriatric ass to harass norway's goalie, and norway is playing like someone spiked their water with tylenol PM.
with the world cup going on, i always like to imagine that, for every random country match-up, there's at least one couple out there that suports either team. like somewhere out there is a portuguese person and an uzbek dating eachother watching the game yesterday like "fuuuuuck"