ejam

[ejam @3ejam_ejam3]

i see my last tweet was not very well liked i would like to apologize to all women everywhere

[ejam @3ejam_ejam3]

tradwife more like CHUDWIFE *slaps belly*

[ejam @3ejam_ejam3]

why are covalent bonds getting excited and where can i join

[pia (pretty interesting awesome) @piazaria]

going nonverbal at the function

[ejam @3ejam_ejam3]

@calzonechump this is so profound

[juliana @calzonechump]

i understand “girlboss” as a term but why can’t girls just be Boss. much to think about

[ejam @3ejam_ejam3]

should i start tweeting to make it out

[ejam @3ejam_ejam3]

@ojosdtapioka me but no one wished me a happy birthday on any story whatsoever what they do to u once u turn 19

[ejam @3ejam_ejam3]

credit: dom

[ejam @3ejam_ejam3]

i have ebt #snap

[ejam @3ejam_ejam3]

@calzonechump in class straight up jablonsking on it

[† @fwloner_]

Accepting things I can't change

[expiredkirspies @beyoncesspamacc]

When I'm holding the ijbol purse but standing on top of the idgaf box and being next to the nonchalant speaker cancels it out:

[ejam @3ejam_ejam3]

@Sleep2Dream__

[ejam @3ejam_ejam3]

sprinkles

[dawg @claribel_lola]

“i’m a cinephile” but you’re studying engineering

[ejam @3ejam_ejam3]

what the fuck is wrong with this guy

[ejam @3ejam_ejam3]

joe bart more like joe mama…heh… my names joe