3en Calicott

This is a text box about me.

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Jumped the gun and burnt my tongue on the first hot chocolate of the season already

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I'm like the family cat—I do ridiculous things when no one's around but it's really just 'cause I'm waiting for someone to come back.

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Me, writing a screenplay: gosh this is terrible
Me, two minutes later watching Amazon prime: oh, no worries... terrible movies get made all the time

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Windchaser: Crystal City
Took 4 tries, but eventually found a slice that's above average in the DC area, and I knew from the moment I saw We, The Pizza that I was going to love it. Best selection of by the slice options I've seen in a while.

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There's a Cat Cafe in Pittsburgh, in case anyone's interested.
Achoo.
With actual cats.

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I'm your basic average girl

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Ever cleaned up something so gross you washed your disposable gloves before throwing them away 'cause you felt bad for them?

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New personal record: 7 different pizzas in 5 days. The pace may be grueling—even overwhelming to some—but I'm really loving my liaison position here at Pizza R&D.

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@Tom_Bombadil5 Pizza is real great
(This is a haiku that rhymes)
But not a soulmate

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Cat's are alien sentinels designed for surveillance purposes.

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More people have eaten dog food than you may have realized.

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Made new friends, met old friends, had pizza SIX DIFFERENT TIMES... it's been a pretty successful 56 hours.

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California is the only state whose drivers scare me enough that I refrain from jaywalking.

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Finally bumped into someone I knew at an airport. #roastround3 #masonlambert

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Just saw a pigeon sleeping in the head of a dead cat—Welcome to the City of Angels...
Upon momentary reflection, the pigeon may have also been dead.

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@jimmyfallon My little sister took a vow to not use forks for an entire year. She was 11. She succeeded. #MyWeirdSibling

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Windchaser: Toronto
Found some good pizza in Toronto by the name of Pizza Nova. It was like a 5.8 on the PGS, being one part NYC by the slice pizza and one part Little Caesars.

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Ocean's 8 had all the danger and excitement of My Neighbor Totoro... and, like My Neighbor Totoro, was an enjoyable watch.

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I have 116 apps on my phone that I either use on a somewhat consistent basis or I can't delete...

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When deciding on a new bed, it's always best to sleep on it before making your final decision.