Ash/Toast🐍

| 32 | Sometimes I write fanfiction - sometimes it's actually good | She/Her | Currently obsessing over any and all fictional woman

[💫AstralWingz💫 @Zhane_Star]

is that fucking spyro

[OUCmecalling311 🚸 @oucmecalling311]

I was on the sacred land of the Maryland Driver and witnessed them performing their traditional ceremony.

[Ash/Toast🐍 @3fatty12]

Everytime I turn around these animals going to the vet 😒

Who's going to pay for my light bar install dammit

[Spencer Allan Brooks @SpencerSays]

Fully expecting a Maryland driver to mistakenly get onto the Freedom 250 Grand Prix course and win the whole thing.

[Ash/Toast🐍 @3fatty12]

Something must be wrong with me because why am I scrounging around the internet looking for my Lexus from 3 years ago to buy it back

[Ash/Toast🐍 @3fatty12]

The Valkyries being no.2 seed when they were the no.8 last year. What a glow up 🙏🏼

[Ash/Toast🐍 @3fatty12]

@soopergnar Should've hired that guy

[Ash/Toast🐍 @3fatty12]

Getting 17 mpg in this economy is soul snatching

[Ash/Toast🐍 @3fatty12]

@itsRyuuen Well good morning to me

[Ash/Toast🐍 @3fatty12]

The guy at Vitamin Shoppe that calls me 'pretty eyes' better chill out. He be complimenting me more than my wife

[なたまめ @IGWJGsARifBfO9u]

とじる

[Ash/Toast🐍 @3fatty12]

Finally some decent weather next weekend to take the dogs hiking 🙏🏼

[Ash/Toast🐍 @3fatty12]

@kai_sassing My jaw dropped when they sent me the estimate. And I asked for a very modest cut.

[Ash/Toast🐍 @3fatty12]

Thinking about that shop that quoted me $650 to cut my bumper when I found one to do it for $250 😒

I need to know what typa shit they were on that day cos I need that 😫

[Ash/Toast🐍 @3fatty12]

@soopergnar Nah I need that kind of business practice

[Ash/Toast🐍 @3fatty12]

"Carefree is cool, but not at my expense."

[Ash/Toast🐍 @3fatty12]

@kai_sassing Lowk I ain't shit and I knew the leak was there for like a month. I got tired of putting air in the tires.

BUT MAAANNNNNNNN, I should've waited a bit longer 🫩

[Ash/Toast🐍 @3fatty12]

Finally went to a Toyotas cars and coffee this weekend and my goofy ass was the only lifted 4x4 there next to a bunch of Supras and MR2s

[Ash/Toast🐍 @3fatty12]

@kai_sassing I don't know if I've see you since I had to get new tires, and naturally I got new rims.

I had a leak in my front tire.

[Ash/Toast🐍 @3fatty12]

@kai_sassing Just my big slow ass there while everyone is showing off their turbos. And im like i have big tires