Richard

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

If you decide to cheat with someone uglier than your babe, you're an idiot

[Big Yetty 💚 @yetunede]

I’m currently 7 months into my MSC Program at Unilag and I have just 4 months to go.

Best decision I made for myself this year btw.

This could be you too.

Application for the new session is out and would close Friday 24th July 2026

https://t.co/xySir2sHdM

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

[Kiemute @FreshDeltaBwoy]

For those who don't know the penalty when you break any of the FRSC law.

https://t.co/3d4zDYzShA

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

Tweeted it before: “silent treatment” or “ghosting” is when you reach out to someone and they ignore you.

If you don’t reach out and they don’t either, that’s not ‘ghosting’ & you’re not a victim.

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

Here’s a piece of unsolicited advice for Men with money entering relationships:

A lot of your relationships fail because you started with an unsustainable version of you. Sometimes when we love someone, we try to secure that love through too much effort, attention, gifts, or availability too early.

“You can kill a new plant by watering it too much.”

The problem with doing too much too early is that your initial effort becomes the standard. A relationship that starts at 100 has nowhere natural to grow.

When you give too much too early, the relationship skips the stage where you 2 gradually learn to love each other in a realistic way. Your effort becomes your identity in the relationship.

So when you reduce that effort later, it feels like less love to the other person whereas you’re just dealing with life.

When you have money, it’s tempting to do too much too early. But it’s usually a bad idea even if you can afford it.

[Demi @Ev0Ive]

@folasanwo Here is the direct link to the fine on their website, in case they want to argue.

https://t.co/uvM4PuL4Pn

[BIG OG @iamogkidd]

First time I ate pussy I knew it was for me 😂😂😂😂😂

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

we gats re bam this babe again 🪓

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Spreadsheet of countries offering free/cheap tuition Bachelors program (taught in English), globally - across all disciplines.

Official application links, requirements, programs, english test required, visa links - the entire resource stack.

https://t.co/EBtKVoqJl1

[ajay @1meajay]

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

[Objectv Media @objectvmedia]

How CSP Adetayo Akerele Groomed Touts To Carry Out Highway Extortions With Impunity in Lagos, Under ‘Task Force’ Guise

[Mo-mudi 🇳🇬 🇺🇸 @moemudi01]

"This girl said she loves me
Lemme tell her to get me a new phone to see if she really love me"

You see how stupid that sounds??

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

When other Egyptian first borns died and yours didnt yet you have an Israelite neighbor

[Peng @Acedouglas01]

Sorry, I stopped texting you, you no look like who go fit buy me original adidas sneakers after I buy you wig.

[V😝 🇵🇹🇫🇷 @godHatesValiant]

This girl said she loves me
Lemme tell her to get me a new phone to see if she really love me

You see how stupid that sounds??

[The Shift Journal @TheShiftJournal]

𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

[BODE @neverelent]

And if one day destiny puts me where I want to be, I’ll come back and take care of those who took care of me. I promise.

[Cyborg Warlord @Admiral_Cyborg]

Pastor Paul Enenche and Apostle Joshua Selman laying on their church members prayer requests.

If this isn't tomfoolery, tell me what is...