3 Goblins in a Trenchcoat

She/Her. Reigning Best Friend

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

when my friend finally breaks up with her shitty bf and I get to say what I really think

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

“I can’t even tell what he’s saying”

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Heard JD is a big Magic fan so we designed him his own custom card: JD Vance, Thrall of Thiel.

We also acted under the assumption that you prefer white borders over black ones.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I’m sorry to all of the comedians but Four Seasons Total Landscaping is still the funniest thing that has ever happened.

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

out of the Presidential what ??? https://t.co/ZiEfQFd7rG

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Phantom Thieves Successfully Clear Biden’s Palace https://t.co/HcsO1xTkpm

[TRAFON(s Backup Account) @RiseFallNickBck]

A legend!

[Lina @d0rkph0enix]

🤣🤣🤣

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

“Politics Are Ruining Video Games,” Says Person Ruining Video Games

https://t.co/D2iM0bQT6R

[3 Goblins in a Trenchcoat @3goblinsinacar]

@BenGamePlan It fueled me to win

[3 Goblins in a Trenchcoat @3goblinsinacar]

The Waffle House in the background still sends me

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

How your email finds me

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Me being kicked out of Oj Simpson’s funeral for saying “I’ll take a stab at it” when asked to say something about him

[Rose Callaghan @operation_rosie]

I'm not sure if Gen Z's have educated themselves about this but as an elder millenial it's my job to pass down wisdom: the craziest development in recent royal history is that Prince William used to be the hot one

[3 Goblins in a Trenchcoat @3goblinsinacar]

@yourMoonstone @MilkDestroyer Congratulations!!!!!

[Whims @whimsityx]

Wizard that uses one of these as a spellbook

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

I could never part ways with Scooter.

[3 Goblins in a Trenchcoat @3goblinsinacar]

@BenGamePlan I’m leaving you at this restaurant

[3 Goblins in a Trenchcoat @3goblinsinacar]

@samreich Disassembly is extremely quick

[3 Goblins in a Trenchcoat @3goblinsinacar]

@Pokemon I’d be willing do either and also help reach to the stars above. ⭐️⭐️

[3 Goblins in a Trenchcoat @3goblinsinacar]

I am always ready to denounce the evils of truth and love. #TeamRocketRecruits