3 Guys Jerkin

Thick and Juicy Beef Jerky!
3 Guys Jerkin’
Amazing Beef Jerky for the Dad Joke Enjoyers.
I like my jerky like I like my women… thick n’ juicy.

[3 Guys Jerkin @3guysjerkin]

Forecast: 100% chance of smoke and questionable life choices.

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[3 Guys Jerkin @3guysjerkin]

Hand-cut. Hand-mixed. Hand-smoked. Possibly overhandled. 🤨

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“Not your gas station teriyaki. This one drives you straight to hibachi.” 🍱🥩

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[3 Guys Jerkin @3guysjerkin]

“Just a lil off the top, sir?”

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[3 Guys Jerkin @3guysjerkin]

“Dry and sad? That’s not jerky. That’s emotional damage in a bag.”

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[3 Guys Jerkin @3guysjerkin]

“This dessert slapped me emotionally and I said ‘thank you.’” – Unqualified Eater Weekly

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[3 Guys Jerkin @3guysjerkin]

“Based on the true mess that shocked a smoker.”

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[3 Guys Jerkin @3guysjerkin]

Pain level: well done.

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[3 Guys Jerkin @3guysjerkin]

⚠️ Warning: Do not fight a gorilla after eating our jerky.
Side effects include overconfidence, meat sweats, and primal aggression.

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[3 Guys Jerkin @3guysjerkin]

“This is your brain on beef meditation.”

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[3 Guys Jerkin @3guysjerkin]

"I didn't dream. I simmered… emotionally and physically."

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[3 Guys Jerkin @3guysjerkin]

"Sweet Habanero Fire: for when you want your snack to fight back."

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[3 Guys Jerkin @3guysjerkin]

"Behind every great jerky… is a questionable decision by dudes in masks."

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[3 Guys Jerkin @3guysjerkin]

"Grateful for the grind. Thankful for the thickness. Blessed by the beef."

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[3 Guys Jerkin @3guysjerkin]

"Warning: Cinna-Inferno Taco Mix is not FDA approved or spiritually safe but I have the recipe if you want it."

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[3 Guys Jerkin @3guysjerkin]

If you don’t slap it first, it won’t hit right later.

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[3 Guys Jerkin @3guysjerkin]

"You said you wanted jerky, not a cursed artifact from the Oregon Trail."

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[3 Guys Jerkin @3guysjerkin]

“John Wayne didn’t fight bandits, ride into sunsets, and smoke cigars just for you to disrespect beef like this.”

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[3 Guys Jerkin @3guysjerkin]

"No preservatives. Just pure, unfiltered meat...
The way your mouth likes it."

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[3 Guys Jerkin @3guysjerkin]

"Some people climbs ladders. I hold phones and distribute meat. Same thing."

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