Mary–Lynn

Always swore I'd name a band 3 Hubcaps. I'll never have a band. She/Her

[Mary–Lynn @3hubcaps]

Applying for a job that closes tonight, having a panic attack because I procrastinated and cover letters are stupid and I'm stupid and everything is terrible.

Feels just like college.

[Mary–Lynn @3hubcaps]

The words "Liz, eat your pea skin" just came out of my mouth. #parentingisweird

[Mary–Lynn @3hubcaps]

Pickup order: Animal Crossing, orange juice, Advil, Dual Shock Controllers, Kleenex, and popsicles. Sounds like we're all sick and very confused. (AC so the girls can play on the other Switch, leaving me the eff alone, and controllers so they can play on JD's Steam Deck.)

[Mary–Lynn @3hubcaps]

So #Clerks3 made me cry way fucking more than I would have expected. Go see it. Seriously.

Now I'm dragging my achy vax-side-affected ass to bed.

[Mary–Lynn @3hubcaps]

My new anxiety ball is giving me anxiety. It WILL NOT go back into ball shape.

[Mary–Lynn @3hubcaps]

My geeky tattoo sleeve's last touch-up is done! I love it so so much. So so much.

#tattoo by @ladygrayarts at @equinoxtattoo in Gresham (of all places!)

Already have my next appointment set with @billjersey_tattoo... https://t.co/qtBgdaxlUY

[Mary–Lynn @3hubcaps]

Can someone assure my broken brain that this isn't the stupidest email ever emailed to a doctor? I had spoons for this particular 30 seconds and just did it after a couple years of procrastination...

[Mary–Lynn @3hubcaps]

@CMcCurdyPDX Thank you. She was getting old and hid everything well. It was time when we got to the hospital this morning.

[Mary–Lynn @3hubcaps]

Just put Briar down after a night in the vet hospital. Her kidneys failed and it looks like blood clots. Get back in the van and JD's random mix throws up REM's Everybody Hurts then It's Quiet Uptown from Hamilton. 🤦‍♀️

[Mary–Lynn @3hubcaps]

Gen Z is doing quite alright.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Matt Gaetz publicly body shamed me because I’m an abortion rights activist.

So I flipped the switch and started fundraising for abortion funds. In 24 hours we’ve raised $90K!!! Help us get to $100K by midnight to show Matt Gaetz that he’s a loser! #MattGaetzIsProAbortion 👇🏼👇🏼

[Mary–Lynn @3hubcaps]

Me: Maybe my self-diagnosis is overblown and I'm spending too much time on the internet reading ASD/ADHD memes.

Also me having the time of my life:

[Mary–Lynn @3hubcaps]

I'm home

[Mary–Lynn @3hubcaps]

Well, this thread broke me.

[Matt Wallace is Updates Only @MattFnWallace]

Saddest goodbye scene? The one(s) that just ripped your heart out through your ass? I need some motivation/mood-setting for a big one I’m working up to writing.

[Mary–Lynn @3hubcaps]

Took an Intro to Programming class today to try out a local boot camp. Started with HTML and said, "Oh I remember this from LiveJournal!" My partner asked,"What's LiveJournal?"

...Pardon me while I go find a cane. (She was 23 and adorable.)

[Mary–Lynn @3hubcaps]

You know when the vet tech calls your cat a "spitfire" at pickup that some shit went down...

[Mary–Lynn @3hubcaps]

How do I get a thing 3D printed locally? It's too delicate to ship. It looks like a local library may have a 3D printer but I can't figure out how to use it.

[Mary–Lynn @3hubcaps]

😂 I just used the phrase "sprinkle cheese" in conversation with coworkers. Could not come up with what adult human beings call it. (Shredded cheese--to differentiate it from "flat/sticky cheese")

[Mary–Lynn @3hubcaps]

I just got a notice from my student loans. Working for the government for 15 years has finally paid off. #pslf

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Sometimes the stories write themselves.

[Mary–Lynn @3hubcaps]

OMG THIS TATTOO WILL BE AMAZING #inthechair