Michael Taylor

A look into the mind of Michael Taylor. Sometimes funny, sometimes offensive, but always true.

[Michael Taylor @3ichael]

They say u shouldn't kill ants in ur house cause they release a pheromone that attracts other ants.I see that as a challenge,like who's next

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Sorry you didn’t win Best Picture, “Mad Max: Fury Road,” but if Trump wins the election, you can re-submit for “Best Documentary.”

[Michael Taylor @3ichael]

It's so nice to be back in Nova Scotia where merging into highways doesn't look like this.

[Michael Taylor @3ichael]

Ah New Brunswick. Where the most interesting thing is the fence that almost extends the whole length of the province.

[Michael Taylor @3ichael]

@alexjrtaylor "calling out" the referee. So its true. It happened. You just better not say it or you'll be fined. https://t.co/1E1NURqmBX

[CTV News @CTVNews]

NHL slaps Brandon Prust with $5,000 fine for calling out referee http://t.co/xspu3KdnIa

[Michael Taylor @3ichael]

@kellytaylor05 I may just stay in Montreal until the end of July. https://t.co/Pq4wNdmxIt

[CBC News @CBCNews]

Dave Chappelle, Mike Myers, Weird Al top Just for Laughs 2015 lineup http://t.co/mJXS05kbkh

[Michael Taylor @3ichael]

@cbuniversity, with the tuition hikes, secondary education will soon be only available to the wealthy.

[Michael Taylor @3ichael]

"Man cut your hair! You look like the mushroom from Mario." #MyWife

[Michael Taylor @3ichael]

Bone Marrow Transplant #2. Please let this one work.

[Michael Taylor @3ichael]

"I wanted nachos" was the only excuse as to why I, a grown ass man, was trying to grate cheese with a carrot peeler.

[Michael Taylor @3ichael]

Watched two seagulls fight in a Walmart parking lot. Interesting. This store effects all species in the same way.

[Michael Taylor @3ichael]

Got in a fight with a cabbie. Is this part of my Welcome to Montreal initiation? Will we be docked points calling him a stupid fuckin idiot?

[Michael Taylor @3ichael]

This day in history.
33AD

[Michael Taylor @3ichael]

Dude chill. It's just an apple. I don't want or need my apple to be explosive in any way.

[Michael Taylor @3ichael]

@BrittFags Yeah and everybody like don't drink Coke and shit. And I'm like yeah, Coke would be healthier at this point.

[Michael Taylor @3ichael]

@jessieacoakley In my honest opinion, BBCan is getting better then the American one each year. Few differences this year but its still good.

[Michael Taylor @3ichael]

@GovPenceIN is a homophobic piece of shit.

[Michael Taylor @3ichael]

Getting to see some stuff we missed last time, like Old Montreal, complete with cobblestone streets.

[Michael Taylor @3ichael]

I hate driving in Montreal. Too much shenanigans... And ignorant assholes.

[Michael Taylor @3ichael]

@jessiecoakley So are you not using this one anymore?