I have decided that instead of “quarantine homeschool” we are going to do “quarantine home-child-labor-camp.” As you can see, the kids have never been happier.
People are acting like a temporary quarantine is the end of the world. It's not. Avoiding large crowds doesn't mean you can't go outside. Take a walk, go on a bike ride, hotbox the whip, ask shawty to drop it low for you (after she washes her hands). You can still live your life.
Public: "I've got a slight cough.."
Advice: SELF ISOLATE
Public: "I've just returned from Italy.."
Advice: SELF ISOLATE
NHS Staff: "I've recently had contact with a patient who is COVID-19 positive"
Advice: Do not self isolate, please continue working until you become unwell