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[emin3m @3l_Ali]

@Comedypedia

[emin3m @3l_Ali]

My opponent won at @8ballpool, but I know that I can still beat YOU. Challenge me now! http://t.co/I7cZr2jeDt

[emin3m @3l_Ali]

I just got a new cue in @8ballpool - who wants to be the first to get schooled with it? http://t.co/I7cZr2jeDt

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Saying "what" but then one second later realizing what they said."

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I'm in shape. Unfortunately, it's the shape of a potato.

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Porn sites ask "Are you 18 or older?" ... Bitch, of course I'm going to lie! I'm tryna to see sum ass and titties!

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Alcohol is bad for you, weed is bad you, cigarette is bad for you.

But don't worry, because worrying is bad for you too.

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RT If you've ever been called a liar when you actually were telling the truth.

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I have the best taste in clothes. I’m just too poor to prove it.

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Weed brownies! You're all welcome for this: http://t.co/XpkK1RRk0D

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Eyeing your toys suspiciously after watching Toy Story....

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There's always that one person you regret giving your number to.

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my brain has too many tabs open

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Ok, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak english.

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"Only faggots cry when cutting onions, they ain't gonna catch me slipping"

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rt if you remember this movie

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I force myself not to look at the clock during class so time goes by faster.

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When someone tries to touch my neck

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It takes a lot of effort to be this unproductive.

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Did you know that the strongest muscle in your mouth is my dick?