elena not alaynah

wherever you go, there you are. :-)

[elena not alaynah @3lena_M]

Not even a full day using these @Carhartt gloves and they are ready for the trash bin. Wish the quality was better 1/10 @Carhartt please make the finger fabric a bit more strong.

[🐌 @Wheeema]

Me when I visit someone’s house for the first time

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“I’m never to busy for you my love”

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Viral video shows a raccoon getting a doughnut from Dunkin’ drive-thru 🤣🍩

[🐌 @Wheeema]

When you set an alarm for 6am, but also for 6:05, 6:10, 6:15 and 6:20

[NATE @NATERERUN]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[trash jones @jzux]

there is a little roomba in my brain bonking into the corner again and again instead of going around and cleaning up the bad thoughts

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

My cousins wifi name is “God is Good” guess what the password is lol

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

How I’m feeling

[democracy diva @democracydiva]

I will not rest until the entire internet knows that 94-year-old living legend James Hong wore googly eyes on his bow tie #Oscars

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Day whatever the fuck of community service……….Obey the law !!!!

[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

"Cows kill more people every year than sharks"

[Academia Aesthetics @AcademiaAesthe1]

The Sleeping Lady in Alaska.

C/o Jean-Michel Bihorel

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

I spent years as a couples therapist, and the success of any relationship comes down to:

[RIRI @RiGunna]

Me and my friends will nickname yo ass so fast… “Girl why big jeans just text me” 😂🥴🔥