Neckbeard Ninja

this is not my respectable account

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If you don’t hate me you will follow my poetry ig : puddles.poems

Got published like 6 times last year tryna get published more this year.

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@_semperfemina_ I c u leveling up 🤘

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Septum ring ass elephant ass headass

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@_semperfemina_ Bro I miss that shit and Dahlak so much. I love my new career it’s a blessing but fuck man fast times at the Watutsi 💔

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@_semperfemina_ Hahahhaa you at the Watutsi ain’t you?

[gender cereal @_semperfemina_]

it is very healthy and good actually to twist and mold ur deep well of sadness into pure unbridled rage

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@propaganda91 Get you somebody who can do both

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Not being able to drive is cool cause I can kiss women on the forehead without worrying about them falling in love with me

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@holstofficial NOOO damn :(

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I didn’t lie once on my resume or during my interview yet they have the audacity to be mad at me for being mid at my job.

[jesters privilege @cevichevilla]

Please share: one of my oldest and dearest homies was the victim of a hit and run and needs our help. Alhelí has always been so selfless and is constantly helping other people out so please share or even better donate
https://t.co/yxd6L77uLj

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You don’t have to diagnose your opps with personality disorders it’s okay to just be a hater

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@j__baki Nah he gonna thank his pops in a decade that’s good parenting.

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@TradWife2049 Smh she posted her boobs to distract us from the fact that she doesnt even have a commercial drivers license

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I tried leaving New Mexico and it didn’t work I’m still stupid as fuck

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

Which U.S. state is the smartest? Which one tops the health metrics? Which one has the best handle on crime?

Let's start with smarts.

New Hampshire clocks in with the highest mean IQ!

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@ABQTraffic @abqfire Does anyone know what the make / model / color of the car is?

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Drats