Eight years later, and the script repeats itself 🤯
2018 & 2026: LeBron hits free agency
2018 & 2026: Patriots lose Super Bowl
2018 & 2026: Rockstar drops game-changer
2018 & 2026: Odell is on the Giants
2018 & 2026: McGregor is fighting
2018 & 2026: Golden Knights lose Cup Finals
2018 & 2026: New Avengers come out
2018 & 2026: Kawhi gets traded to Raptors
2018 & 2026: World Cup is on
2018 & 2026: Drake drops album
2018 & 2026: Trump is president
2018 & 2026: New Spider-Man comes out
Morty: Capitalism gives everyone a chance to get rich if they just work hard enough.
Rick: Oh my god, Morty! Capitalism doesn't work if everyone wins. It needs poverty to function. Someone has to take the low-paying jobs so the profits keep flowing upward. If everyone had real financial security, no one would take those positions and the system would collapse.
Morty: But Rick, that's just how the market works. Some people earn more because they provide more value.
Rick: Tell that to the kid assembling your iPhone overseas for pennies while some CEO makes millions off it. Capitalism doesn't reward work, it rewards ownership. You don't climb the ladder by working hard, you climb it by owning the ladder. The workers collectively produce infinitely more value than some shareholder living in the Bahamas.
Morty: Okay, but isn't it about freedom People can still move up if they make good choices. Look at people who came from nothing and became successful, like entrepreneurs or celebrities.
Rick: Those are exceptions, idiot. That's why they're on TV. For every one person who makes it out, millions stay stuck because they never had the same luck, connections, or safety nets. The system needs those stories so people believe it's fair.
Richard Jefferson and Andre Iguodala debating who’s caught more bodies throughout their NBA career 😂
Iggy: “I got more bodies than you. I got bodies.”
RJ: “You got more bodies?”
Iggy: “Have you caught Yao Ming?”
RJ: “I can’t say, I caught Tim Duncan.”
Iggy: “I caught Tim Duncan too.”
RJ: “I caught Dwight Howard.”
Iggy: “That’s impressive.”
RJ: “With the left, off the right leg.”
Iggy: “I got somebody that does not get go.”
RJ: “Who?”
Iggy: “Rasheed Wallace, body to body”
RJ: “I got Dikembe [Mutombo]. I got Alonzo [Mourning].”
Iggy: “I got Alonzo too.”
RJ: “You really think you got more bodies than me?”
Iggy: “Yeh! I got bodies!”
RJ: “More hops is one thing, but more bodies? I was a body collector bro.”
via @Rjeff24
Tired of watching Black people be disrespected, mocked, and dehumanized for simply existing. Michelle Obama has spent years carrying herself with grace, intelligence, and dignity, yet people still attack her with racist and hateful insults.
This is why it’s fuck everybody who aligns themselves with people like Trump who is a racist, rapist, and pedophile!
> 8 WHlTE men / women
> were paying adults to RA*E their Pets & Children ages 3-16
> CHILDREN as young as 3 were drvgged, locked in basement and used as Sex SIaves
you will not see a single WHlTE right wing activist talking about this henious crime cuz for them only brown immigrants are the villains
You must understand the role that feeling special plays in most women's sexuality. She must be special to you, and you must be special to her. EXCEPT. When you are not fucking special, bro, you follow the rules like everyone else. And most importantly, when SHE is not special, and needs to be treated as totally worthless. But only by you.
You will never discover some objective, female-of-the-species logic behind these fluctuations, because there is none. The woman you love's mood will change, unpredictably, according to some combination of life circumstance, whimsy, hormones, the dream she had last night, and sometimes, whatever is going on with her friends. You can not "understand" a woman in a way that you can grasp with your mind. But over time, if you relax, and stop trying to solve her like a puzzle, her unique patterns will begin to surface. Your surprise victories and half-glimpsed revelations will start to whisper wordless truths that vibrate softly against the back walls of your heart. You'll start instinctively following the little sighs of relief she makes when she feels understood, like bread crumbs in a dark forest. And you'll begin to develop a working attunement to her inner world, which is often as mysterious to her as it is to you. And soon, you'll start to resonate with it, subtly, wordlesslly, intuitively. When this happens, it will humble and floor her, and she will love you her whole life long.
Listen, because this is the most important part: You must not resent women for being like this. You must not love them despite this, while wishing they were another way. You must love women for being like this precisely because they are like this.
It's your only chance at being loved in the same way.
bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.
but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.