eluusi

*looks to camera* was dat good?

[eluusi @3luusi]

why is everything he's consuming named like it's a copyright safe videogame item

[nina ‎ꫂ᭪݁ @beatlesfancy]

who he think he feeling like

[heliocentric offense @mrbucket___]

Did it feel like cocaine

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

Dudes will literally forge in secret a master ring to control all others instead of going to therapy

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

bird watchers be like “hey look its a zippy zippy zoom zoomy yellow-beaked cockthrobber”

[eluusi @3luusi]

@CosmonautMarcus youtube is like the ex wife that you have to keep interacting with for legal purposes but the idea of voluntarily dealing with their bullshit gives you a stomach ulcer

[small monkey john d. @smallmonkyjdee]

she say do you love me i tell her im monky

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

Tomorrow, an incredibly rare, once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event is happening! Jupiter will be its closest to Earth since 1963! Along with opposition, it’ll be SO bright, you’ll be able to see its bands and some moons just with binoculars!
This won’t happen again until 2129!

[gill @contactabrother]

u served🪖 but i served💅

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Run in opposite directions to see who your dog loves more.. 😅 https://t.co/gEukgeOvYy

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

this country was a mistake

[eluusi @3luusi]

phone has been hack

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

Truly an insane rollercoaster

[Wingstop @wingstop]

fuck

[ًً @earthsvery0wn]

you’re telling me a chick peed in this hummus?

[clintoris @clintoris]

Me when I push a door that says pull

[JULIE 🐞 @julieeeg2]

going out with ppl that don’t know how to go home is scary 😭

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Find the duck 🦆