Daryle Smith

Just posting.

[Daryle Smith @3lyrad]

Watching a vibrator get all the glory after the best 3 minutes of her life

[Daryle Smith @3lyrad]

When she says just grab the string with your teeth and pull, it’ll come out.

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When she’s on her 5th that’s what he said joke and you’re still laughing

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When you ask her if you can help her with anything and she says no, but you can help my vagina later.

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When she ask you to spell Potato and you pass

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When you tell her how lucky you are to be with her

[Daryle Smith @3lyrad]

Tomorrow we’re running 1 buy-in at the gardens because there are essentiality’s of numinous energy’s in the landscape.

They want us to play till sunrise, game 8 may be a bust, speculation is absent, fruitions may be achieved.

[Daryle Smith @3lyrad]

When you’re smiling unaware and happy and she’s been cheating on you the whole time

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I would have said the same thing, not throwing my set away either after this fiasco, ship it.

[Lexy Gavin-Mather @LexyGavinPoker]

The majority of dealers do a fantastic job. This particular situation was challenging. I saw a 7 in the window and honestly thought that was the original flop (the table agreed- even the person with TT). I didn’t have the ability to rewind and watch in slow motion. Looking back at the footage, I can see the argument that the 7 came from the muck. I do believe that this dealer was too inexperienced to be dealing.

[Daryle Smith @3lyrad]

Been told this is my dream girl personality type in conversations about wanting to watch this show.

So she’s a little quirky and knows what she wants, isn’t it want he wanted too or was he just about her looks and not her “craziness” 😂

I was like yeah, wake up and she’s in the corner curled up watching me sleep as she’s pondering murdering me or fucking me. ❤️

Wake up, tell her you want cuddle to keep her thoughts of murderer at bay. What a babe. One for the books.

[Daryle Smith @3lyrad]

It’s just part of the game. We had a dealer last week misdeal and call a player all in. The opponent went on a rant implying he was being angle shot and the guy shows a K spades on flush board.

Dipshit called off his whole stack in some sort of self indulged debauchery to prove a point.

The table told the guy the dealer misspoke and the guy posturing silent on a big hand had chips that don’t normally play at these stakes on this table, he’s got you covered either way.

Dealer gave him option and took the button back to correct the mistake.

Guy stood up and made a speech and slammed his racks down in the pot, silent Bob shows his Ace high flush, Dipshit had 10, 7 flush and stormed off.

Guess he thought he had a bluff catcher when silent Bob showed the K spades.

Who knows, but that’s the stuff that makes live poker fun, 12 people figuring out a rule for a 9 handed game.

[Daryle Smith @3lyrad]

Your assumption is all dealers are legit humans that would never cheat the game.

They could misdeal to benefit players.

Mistral a turn? Start over.

Misdeal a River? Everyone gets their chips back and we start over.

[JohnTurner @xlxJack7xlx]

@GTO_Diaper @WSOP I don’t understand why dealer mistakes don’t end up being a null and void of the entire hand… why not give all previous bets back to the players and play a fresh hand from scratch?

[Daryle Smith @3lyrad]

@xlxJack7xlx Not in live poker, Casinos have tried digital poker tables and players don’t like them at all.

Berating electronics for bad cards just doesn’t kick the same.

[Daryle Smith @3lyrad]

When you asked her for a threesome with her friends and 2 dudes show up with a chair

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When she wants to see other people and you agree

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When she asks if you were looking at her tits and you say yes

[naiive @naiivememe]

her: " i'm leaving you, you're addicted to gambling "

me: " i Bet i can win you back "

[Daryle Smith @3lyrad]

Poker girls when you’re on your 7th bad beat story of the night