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[A24 @A24]

Kane Parsons is 21 years old.

[eternal sunshine @3lzhan]

@sfbwwj the author is kipchak

[mesteraidam 🇭🇺🇰🇿 @mesteraidam]

husband and wife 😍

[eternal sunshine @3lzhan]

@Yeenie_Mcbeenie harmless

[yoxic @yoxics]

LowTierGod represented himself in court today and was awarded a restraining order against his baby mother

[Nearhan @Nearhanuddin]

“I wish I was Wasian” ok wish granted you are now Polish-Bangladeshi

[bint netanyahu el barbariyyah ⵣ @moidrapisst]

No the FUCK i dont

[Michael Orthodox ☦ @Michaeldudufudu]

Abandoning your 10 year old to fend for himself in India has gotta be one of the cruelest things you can do

[gerg the wizard @gergthewizard]

@DramaAlert breaking news: hitler says end segregation

[eternal sunshine @3lzhan]

@Maethybless @wuycng the way that people defend this kind of mindset like im playing comp for fun its unreal XDDDDDD

[eternal sunshine @3lzhan]

aaaaand just like that hantavirus is completely forgotten.

[Frasier Payne @MeinGottNiles]

“Hello sir, this is… the FBI.”

“Oh! My goodness! Am I in trouble?”

“Yes. We have arrested the town rapist. And his name is… your grandson.”

“Is he-“

“He will be beheaded. Unless you can pay his bail of… $100.”

[Sanzïo @male_omni]

leftoids say this and then proceed to act like blood and soil nationalists for Palestine lmfao

[Imhotep @Imhote33]

Not a drop of Arab blood in my veins 😏

Literally.

[eternal sunshine @3lzhan]

@Imhote33 first time seeing coptic egyptian on twitter, you're goat

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@walkingcorpsebf @drewlevin the funniest shit ive seen this week thank you