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white boy of the year 2021, your favorite tweeter’s favorite tweeter, former ch**pie

[. @3manweav]

It’s here

[Bukayo Saka @BukayoSaka87]

You deserve more Arsenal fans 💔

[. @3manweav]

Convincing my boys to Uber to the bar that ended up having a 45 minute line and a $20 cover

[. @3manweav]

Manager SHOCKS employee by not responding to question from this morning until 4:43 PM

[. @3manweav]

@MikeGrinnell_ They can’t even sell alcohol until 11. Waste of a time.

[. @3manweav]

I’m on house music, Voodoo Ranger yall boys, and the nfl’s top 100 plays of 2025 YouTube video. Buyer beware.

[. @3manweav]

Had 2 reservations for tonight. Just canceled the one. I hope I just saved some poor guy’s marriage by gifting him a 6:45 reservation in Fenway

[. @3manweav]

Scrolling Twitter after a fanbase you despise loses a big game is one of life’s simple pleasures

[. @3manweav]

New York Giants training camp

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

New combat sport league where heavyweights just sprint full speed into each other

[. @3manweav]

I can’t believe Clavicular and I went to the same high school. I bet they will fly the flag at half mast on Monday

[. @3manweav]

@NewtonJedi Drake Maye spilled a drink on the leopard print pool table at the clock and didn’t take ownership of it

[. @3manweav]

Please be the Philadelphia Eagles

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

TRUMP SAYS A TEAM IS HEADED TO IRAN

[. @3manweav]

Fuck Steve Tisch. Millionaire scumbag who never deserved to inherit his share of this franchise

[. @3manweav]

I would strike timothee chalamet out on 3 pitches. Slider outside. He feels like hes drowning. Curveball in the dirt of course he’s chasing it. Ladybird sucked kill yourself. And Bang 97 inside corner. Youre out. You were was always out. Youve been out since the day you were born

[Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet]

MARTY SUPREME CHRISTMAS DAY

[. @3manweav]

If we trade Jaxson Dart I will be going with him

[Ryan Dunleavy @rydunleavy]

Should #Giants consider drafting Fernando Mendoza and trading Jaxson Dart if they keep No. 1 pick? An interesting answer …

Is there a player worthy of No. 1 who fits #nygiants needs?

Would there be a big market to trade No. 1?

Your #NFLDraft primer: https://t.co/hajaZZGnbf

[. @3manweav]

@CycloneLarry69 How’s holding the line going bucko?

[. @3manweav]

@BarstoolISU I’ll tell you right now parter. He gone!

[. @3manweav]

[email protected] welcome home!

[The Analyst @analyst4sports_]

Matt Campbell no longer has his email address listed on Iowa State’s website

Penn State has landed Matt Campbell

[. @3manweav]

@CycloneLarry69 You should become Nittany Larry now

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

He’s not leaving.